I still have the GB cart here somewhere...

It was a fun game, but I never gave it the attention it needed to progress much :(

*if

I smiled, is that's worth anything...

In my teens and 20s I was indestructible. In my 30s I realised I wasn't indestructible. In my 40s I started to pay the price for not being indestructible, and now in my 50s I'm basically falling apart.

I have slept on a pool table before. Now my Tempur Cloud mattress is not soft enough...

When Wordle doesn't like you...

Wordle 1,766 6/6

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A guy from the Fortean Times used to review my magic shows each year. Got to know him, cos he was a teacher at my kids' school :)

I saw them at Fresher's Week in 87 in Teviot, just before Rain Town was put out. Was chatting with their manager outside the hall, and he was saying they they were going to be big.

TBF, he wasn't too wrong. Fun set as well.

Monday nights are going to be busy...

Many years ago
I put all of Shakespeare's plays
Into some haikus

Now it's Haiku day
I don't want to repost them
You can look them up.

#HaikuDay #ItSaysHere

Lovely as usual. I shall refrain from reposting Shakehu, cos even that's getting a bit old now...

Doom. Wolf 3D was good, but there was a huge shift in its younger brother (and not just in the tech; the Doom levels felt like places, rather than a series of square rooms).

Then Duke 3D went another step.

Surprisingly, not available in Scotland...

#RedundantTech

To be fair, he could also have been 50km WSW of there...

One thing that no one has mentioned (that I've seen) about Trump's latest Jebus picture is that it seems to have the frontage of the new ballroom on the bottom right side...

What do you think the odds are that he'll actually take the hint this time?

One for @mitchbenn.bsky.social

This is the same problem as last time; if you get rid of Trump, you end up with a fanatical Christian nationalist :(

TBF, none have sold recently, so those are just numbers...

Planetfall's Floyd.

And his wife...

An orange boxy character drawn in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

If it comes in USB-C, sign me up :)

Klaatu Barada Nikto?

I'm currently in the doghouse for not buying bread. Something along those lines? :)

He's got no followers. He's a bot that you just amplified...

White Rabbits, kids. Stay safe out there...

I won the Librarian prize at school. In 1981.

What else do I win?

Lhude sing Goddamm!

Probably

Wtf? :)