You could make a pretty difficult NBA quiz show that's just "What channel or streaming service do you think this future playoff game is airing on?"

It’s so sad when you see people doing demonic things like working for DHS when you know they’re capable of doing amazing things instead like wrangling 40 grand out of horny, old, rich idiots

random fact: she went to high school with a friend of mine and did not like her because my friend was good friends with the boy she liked and she felt threatened. the song is a fucking banger though

stop trying to make it okay that people are evil by pretending that mental illness is evil

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(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

There's a decent chance Trump is so far gone into the dementia that he thinks he's back hosting Celebrity Apprentice and has to fire at least one of the D-list celebrities in his orbit at the end of each day.

“You need a detox”

NO YOU DONT THAT SHIT IS A GRIFT

IF YOUR KIDNEYS STOPPED WORKING *THEN* YOU NEED A DETOX AND THATS CALLED DIALYSIS

A PERSON WITH HEALTHY KIDNEYS DOES NOT NEED TO DETOX

I wheezed

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

love that for you

Orioles women’s night and turnstile night

The two genders: women and hardcore

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

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"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

I can feel the meanness leaving my body. they really should let me bring a cat to work, I'd be a way better human

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

okay I'm in a way better mood because this young woman just came through with the cutest little three week old tuxedo kitten 😭 and she let me hold him 😭😭😭

one thing about me, I will teach your 90 year old Chinese grandma how to download the app. I will put her phone back in English, turn her data back on, and turn the phone towards her and click for the face id to download it

Edison, I'm getting reallllly fuckin sick of you

how is my electricity bill $7 higher than last month when I've almost exclusively worked through the 5-8 peak, Melody was gone for days, and we went most of a day without power???

I study racist politicians from the Jim Crow era and this is on par with anything that John Rankin, Theodore Bilbo, or Cotton Ed Smith ever said in public

NBC commentator talking while standing on the concourse in Philadelphia. On the far right. a large male Phillies fan has his back to the camera. The Phillies jersey he is wearing has the name "Crankin Hog" and the number 69 on the back

"Please, my FATHER is Mr. Hog. You can call me-"

he came back through while I was distracted with another customer who made me want to end it all and he made sure to tell me he bought more on the way out and I said " I'm glad you're so special that the rules don't apply to you." you can't out-petty me, cucklord

I know you're Mommy's specialest boy, but you're not more special than the rest of my customers

just had a grown ass man throw a tantrum because I wouldn't let him get literally TWENTY of the limit 4 ice cream

actively ignoring several warning lights this second tbh

We should kill it with hammers

it's not the best movie that came out that year by a MILE, but goddamn if I don't love it and think about it all the time

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.