finished watching a russian ballet production of Swan Lake on youtube. the male lead was pretty charming so i google him. hes on wikipedia. oh hes married to one of Putin's daughters

its so cool though....... ballet is SO fucking hard. it takes so much raw strength and control and focus. i love contemporary dance too but something like classical ballet is so rigid its fascinating

on my second day of ballet hyperfixation. ive already had hyperfixations on beethoven and classical art/sculpture before idk why i have such an interest in super expensive high art shit when im the poorest dumbest filthiest lil beast. whats next??? wine tasting?????

A comic of a bird singing about somebody eating their babies, and a crow responding that they did and they'd do it again. And below them, it is a man listening to a cd of their conversation entitled "relaxing bird sounds"

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

every day for a week when ive gone on my walk its been overcast and grey and dull, but of course TODAY, when i decided im just gonna pop in the store quick instead of doing the whole 1+ hr walk, its sunny and bright with a beautiful clear blue sky 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

Haven't seen this one posted yet

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

why do english speakers keep naming their dogs Moose 🤔 i feel like i see that name everywhere lol

now i have some samsung and no lie its TWICE the size of my lil iphone 7. having to hit a button on the upper part of the screen feels like im hiking the kilimanjaro

rip my old iphone 7.... u served me well for a decade but now my bank app stopped working on u cuz ur too old :((

This gas station in Rhode Island has been closed for almost 20yrs. The guy who used to work there gave unsolicited psychic readings to customers, including my wife.
8”x10” oil

sharing my favorite one ever

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills. However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection. When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

im not even offended that was funny as fuck

today after i got finished with my usual morning walk, i went to the hairdresser to get my undercut re-shaved. i was red in the face due to the wind and sun and from walking uphill a lot, and the hairdresser was like "your face is red, is that from menopause?"
I AM LITERALLY 31 YEARS OLD 🤣🤣😭😭

like…

the sun is setting so fast im literally watching a line of sunshine move across my monitor in slow motion

so funny watching the simpsons make fun of gen x as moody nihilistic teenagers......... my MOM is gen x and shes like 55 now

miolle on tehty toi joskus jos haluut kysyy joltai siitä!

and not just ANY sex, but sex before many womens rights and contraceptives existed around the world. and not just ANY drugs, but brand new psychedelic drugs ppl didnt know well yet. today, post-aids epidemic w/ all the safe sex education and the general knowledge we have on acid, its way different

honestly i dont blame the olds at the time for being freaked out abt hippies in the 60s and 70s. imagine if zoomers were like, lets make having sex anywhere with anyone and doing a shit ton of drugs the cool zeitgeist of our entire generation

another sketchy comic. Fanlee removes Spätzle’s smiling mask, revealing that Spätzle is crying underneath. Fanlee gives her a reassuring look, examines the mask, and crushes it underfoot. Fanlee huffs and turns back to say something to Spätzle, but finds Spätzle is already wearing a new mask.

let your friends help

If you’re ever frustrated or fed up with your work, remember that you’re not alone. Even Tove Jansson tried to kill the Moomins with a mallet

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

A shirt design/illustration of a robot. The robot's head is a laptop showing a row of three blank white figures in suits. A speech balloon is coming from the figures, it says "$". In one hand the robot wields a police club, in the other it clutches a large canvas bag that has ripped open at the back from the amount of sheer amount of objects crammed into it. From the broken bag flows a large pile of artworks of varying types, in a rainbow of colors. The text reads "AI IS NOT ALIVE, AI IS NOT INTELLIGENT, AI IS ART THEFT" and underneath "BY AND FOR BILLIONAIRES".

OK one last shirt design, this one I just made because I personally wanted a shirt that said all this but couldn't find it anywhere. www.bonfire.com/ai-is-theft

at 50 ppl are gonna think ur just in it for the joy of the game