and i will remember last weekend until i die ⭐️

jobscamtour changing my brain chemistry

or u know. diy!

if your gp won’t write it (illegal for them not to once you’ve already been written a prescription by one point of care) hmu, i have the names of like 5 gps that will

once you have it sorted pass ur new prescription onto ur gp, get them to write it, and cancel ur subscription. if you monitor ur own bloods (gp won’t adjust dose accordingly) you can then lessen your own dose if it gets too high 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

anyway i had to do a kinetic assay and i am a man (now woman) of my word

DADDY HUGE COCK MAXED ON SUDAFED ACED PISS EXAM WITH VICKS INHALER HANGING OUT OF NOSE.

see also:
- surprise exam worth 50% of a module scheduled for next week
- showed up for work without realising it was cancelled
- i caught the plague or something

who wants me dead ?????????

good morning it’s the busiest week of my life and my bike just got robbed

the only way i am passing my chemistry exam is my meticulously constructed memory aid (relating every single metabolite back to piss)

peter is a genius

👅👅🥵💦💦💦

this is too hot to comprehend actually.

getting a tramp stamp tomorrow #btw

all this to fuck man

swings and roundabouts. escalators and travelators!

emotional whiplash from having a full water bottle thrown at my head (transphobically) and then a bar man calling me bro 8 minutes later

got blown into the liffey bc 80kmph is a lot faster than 50mph sounds :(

bro seriously tries to talk to me about miles… dude………

measurement units gap relationship

update: bad ones
all my hair is gone

friends promoting my music more than me x

to everyone i've ever loved, by Uptight Dad 2 track album

uptightdad.bandcamp.com/album/to-eve...

generational point of progression indicates a move to bowl cuts and frosted tips

what haircuts are the boys getting in the post mullet era

my med micro lecturer put me on time out in the fridge during the exam because i looked like i was going to, quote, “burst into thousands of tiny little pieces”

not surviving a lab in which i examine infectious agents has certain implications. like chewing the agar plates, for example

punk guitarist boofing their guitar after a particularly intense set

exam week

two different module coordinators have approached me encouraging me to do a masters / phd on trans people in their discipline i stg meeting a trans person in stem is like christmas for the medical scientists