Screenshot of wikiHow article titled “How to Make Up Comebacks when Somebody Calls You Fat”

They put two chopsticks in my sushi order

I lowkey peaked in high school

Ragebaited by the Duolingo lesson

Playing smash or pass on the home-county mugshot Facebook page

Currently playing those makeover games but on myself 😭

Crashed my pc 😓

Zombies mode in marvel rivals is so much fun

But my eyes definitely hurt from playing it too much

Lowkey, we need to bring flash mobs back

Don’t you love when you play too much video games and you just start playing them in your head?

I’m currently playing as Mr. Fantastic in my Minecraft world

Got a professional headshot taken today 😀

Okay, time to lock in and finish my book today

Pokémon go update is once again scuffed

Ordered the first of my Christmas gifts but it’s shipping from the uk, so there’s no hiding it from my family 😭

a man in a costume holds the reins of a white horse with the words horse reaction underneath ALT: a man in a costume holds the reins of a white horse with the words horse reaction underneath

Two hours left at work

Obsessed with this random person I found that used to frequent r/etiquette and got downvoted on almost every comment

Don’t play games at night kids

Good news: got 30 xp levels in the Minecraft server I’m in (enough to enchant my axe)

Bad news: I immediately jumped off a cliff on my way home and lost the levels

I don’t know how to do anything without trying to be the absolute best at it

How am I getting 40k damage in Bronze and still going into overtime 😭😭

art that claims to be “apolitical” is often the most revealing it reflects what a culture considers safe

Wow this is such a good take

There could be a building lost and found that it was turned in to as well, might check to see if there’s one at a front desk or something

Phishing training before computers:
Don’t mail your key to random people

Maybe I should stop eating ice cream so much and start to work out

Getting ragebaited by my own aim

Looking at apartments isn’t helping

Really can’t wait for the housing market to crash so I can move out

2 bay leaves because they always do something, right??

I now realize why all those weird articles and magazines exist. It’s for the office workers who have nothing better to do

Ooo and a relationship, but we can’t have ALL the things we want, can we