It's incredible how terrible elected Republicans are at everything they do.

Ryan Walters writes like a doctor hanging upside down.

Why does anyone trust Republicans on the economy?

I got the recipe from my father, who got it from hos father before him!

Computer scientist: AI will soon take everyone's job, but it will never get to sit in awe of natures beauty or enjoy a vacation with loved ones.

Me (looking around nervously): Wait, I don't get to do that either.

I agree! Just hanging in there. Trying to survive, ya know.

@randall.gobirds.online Here I am! Here I am! HOW DO YOU DO!?!

It took years to build a Twitter following, and it was destroyed the day Musk bought it. Now we have a fresh start!

Honestly, if Canada becomes a state, they'd have like 50 house members. And it would be a giant blue state.

I'd argue, but damned if you aren't 100% correct.

Fat Joe is on Ozempic.

They probably donated to Biden too.

Christmas Vacation, with a few tweaks, could be the story of Luigi Mangione.

New Orleans is like my house. It's fun. It's probably dirty. There will be music. The food is better though.

If your religion calls for the punishment of those who do not follow it, your religion is evil.

Can you read this?

As I would for you. Coffee soon?

I'm apathetic to it, but would be concerned it there was a masked gunman killing people named "Spencer."

Give me 10% of the money he's made and you'd never hear from me again.

Damn, now no one will figure out who runs these companies by looking at the internet.

Can he also forgive student loans?

I had cat kidneys implanted. Ill bet I can too!

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Nothing but the best for Oklahoma 🙄

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Now we're talking!

I just thought of it! It's just crazy enough to work!

What if everyone had the same insurance company? And instead of being for-profit, it just used that giant pool of money to cover people's medical and Healthcare needs as a public good.

Here are some of my thoughts on the Ryan Walters-backed (dammit, Ryan!) proposed legislation to elect local superintendents, rather than elect school board members who then hire a superintendent:

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Those placed are also great at making sure there is no wealth to be passed down!

What if we, as a species, stop putting Jeff Goldbloom in movies.

I preemptively blocked a lot of libs of TikTok followers, then blocked them. And also some of the leftist grifters.