Democrats figuring out a way to directly and succinctly speak to americans in a way that feels honest and not pretentious? No shot!

What do we add to ladies and gentlemen to make it inclusive?

I'm sorry, but you don't get to "live under a rock" anymore. Texted someone about the 50501 protests and they were incredulous about why we might need to protest. This is a 30yr old, college educated person. It's not ok to stand on the sides anymore. Sorry, it's just where we are.

I have an overwhelming urge to sell every single stock I have in a company that is not a regular business that sells physical goods to directly to consumers. Techs gains in the last two years are way too fishy.

What in the fresh hell is up with no major news outlets questioning the salute? Not even NPR? Comment from ONE congressional dem??

Whole place reeks of shit and filth. All fucked. Irredeemable. The only logical explanation to describe ineptitude of dems is wholesale incompetence or complicity.

Had legit bull fries (rocky mountain oysters, the testicles of a male cow) tonight.

They were offal.

But seriously. Not bad. Definitely not gross. Tasted very much like other beef organs, but not as flavorful as liver. Won't seek it out again, but glad I tried em.

The next time I make this sandwich, I will post pics

Been experimenting with sandwich construction, and I believe I have found my preferred setup.

In order of placing things on the plate:
Bread
Thin smear of mayo (optional)
Onions
Pickled peppers
Spices (dried oregano, basil, parsley)
Cheese
Meat
Tomatoes
Salt n pep
Lettuce
Red wine vinegar
Bread

Journalism school is STEM for theater kids.

World’s 500 richest people surpass $10 trillion in wealth in 2024 Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Jensen Huang led the group of billionaires to the new milestone.

The biggest scam of life is that anyone who makes less than 500k/yr shouldnt be upset with each other and the problem with society and its inequities is staring us in the face and no one does anything about it.

www.ocregister.com/2024/12/31/w...

If you think for even 2 seconds about it you realize that both toilet seats down as much as possible is the only sensible thing.

Why leave your toilet open??? You poop in it??? COVER THAT THING UP.

Reviving my holiday tradition of Joel'd Fashioneds, which really just means making holiday simple syrup.

Cardamom (green and black)
Clove
Cinnamon
Molasses
Vanilla

Anti 12 team playoff folks looking v sexy this afternoon.

A really good fried egg (over easy is the truth) with a piece of buttered toast is just great. There's something about it that fundamentally warms my spirit.

Nothing appalls and enrages me more than grown adults not being able to have the basic decency to be quiet in a hotel at night. Like, fellas, you're not in Vegas, you're in a Holiday Inn Express in McPherson Kansas, and you're embarrassing yourselves.

I was on an absolute heater that night

You simply will never be as stoned as I was when I wrote this Wendy's review 4 years ago.

I know in my brain that there are objectively more horrific uses of AI, but nothing gives me the creeps more consistently than all of those AI food images on FB. Uncanny Valley, but for food, which I care more about than most humans on most days.

Every day, something happens where I tell myself I can not vote for candidates propped up by the DNC, but every other option is a waste of time or a vote for overt hate.

Really fucking shitty timeline we live in and the democratic party contributes to it nearly equal to Republicans IMHO.

Man, really? I thought The Substance was about a half hour too long. Practical effects were awesome, but there was so much fat that could have been trimmed off to speed up the pacing with how telegraphed the plot was.

Very little brings me more joy than unearthing a hidden gem. It's rough around the edges but has an insanely good stretch of holes in there.

Fun fact you can get a legit east coast italian sub in McPherson KS

Why did he eat INSIDE the McDonald's???

I would never do that under entirely normal circumstances, let alone 'I'm being manhunted' circumstances.

Incredible day. Wonderful.

Drinking a sip of pickle juice out of the jar after eating the last one like I am cleaning up from preparing and administering the holy sacrament to my congregation.

Mellophone makes too much sense. Every band their the tight-knit weirdos who have endless inside jokes but they're also always some of the best musicians in thr band.

I was listening to the final chapter of Under the Banner if Heaven and drove by a trucking company that I'd never seen until today. Wildly coincidental.

Getting my reminder today that there are countless people out there employed in well-paying, technical jobs that have, at best, a very tenuous grasp on how to do said jobs.

Hilarious that we've had these for decades and then we did nothing else but change the name of them and people lost their minds.

I cannot stand Matt Stinchcomb calling football games.