i've developed the world's greatest AI model, it's named Phlogiston

might be that in theory but all the presidents who attended it still regularly did all sorts of heinous shit; it did not meaningfully check their power. they played along because they're not narcissistic sociopaths like trump. journalists should never pal around with their targets.

what do you mean "if"

Darth Tim: "Wipe them out. Allium."

s/could be/definitely are

scurvy [aspirational]

already did! it's a ridiculous system and we should just be using RCV which eliminates the need for primaries altogether

"All current forecasts"

this needs a [citation needed] tag so big it can be seen from orbit

in no universe did Donald Trump himself look up the lengths of those wars, which raises a point i don't see discussed often enough, which is who's actually writing these posts

hell, I'd watch a show that's just Frank Langella listening to the Pogues

some real Bartleby shit here [complimentary]

"We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director."

This is the funniest sentence ever written.

Alex Karp is unarguably a fascist sociopath and is a direct and immediate threat to everyone. As a matter of historical fact, there's only one way to deal with someone who is a direct threat to your life.

i do love it when people extrapolate their personal experience to all people

not everyone reacts the same way to missing a flight as you do, jim

the real lesson: don't be friends with Terry

All Cops Are Blazin'

Oh yeah one more:

"Look, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterward he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

Kif's beleaguered "Sexlexia" is my favorite line reading in anything ever.

"Guess what you're all accessories to."

"Technically correct—the best kind of correct."

"Oh, and I suppose Pitch-O-Mat 5000 was just a modified howitzer!"

i'm starting to detect a correlation between "will believe weird random assertions from authoritative guy in a robe" and "will believe weird random assertions from an authoritative guy in a suit"

Koyaanisqatsi, but vertical

Palantir delenda est

Anyway there's too many to choose just one.

"Is it about my cube?"

"You always say that! I want to take a chance!"

"Have the Rolling Stones killed." "But sir, those aren't—" "Do as I say!"

"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!"

When Bart shakes up the beer and it explodes

i still say this every time i eat food that's too spicy

but I was told that migrating was impossible and would kill you dead

i appreciate you asking for consent for whether we can talk about consent

anyway, no

enough with the pinball wizard, we need a damn pinball necromancer in here

you know how every time a federal judge is mentioned, they always include which president appointed them? we should similarly normalize that every time a politician is mentioned, we always include who their biggest donors were. if they have no big donors, mention that instead.

it's funny how i see rhetoric about how leftists are constantly infighting about a hundred times more often than i actually see leftists doing that

almost as if it's propaganda that someone wants to be true, but isn't

i believe that as your net worth goes up, your legal protections should decrease. at $10 million you can be publicly slapped by anyone. at $50 million you are followed at all times by a guy who yells insults at you. at $100 million you lose the right to vote. at $1 billion you are hunted for sport.