There is a joke somewhere to be made about me AND the New York Mets having gone seventeen consecutive innings and never scoring

really outsized reaction from the A’s reliever right there… Calm down, buddy

guys I love baseball but this is maybe too much baseball. Extra innings AGAIN??

CARSON BENGE HAVE YOURSELF A DAY #Mets

cannot believe we chased Paul Skenes off the mound. Is it really our year? #lgm

what the FUCK was going on with the subway today

if I’ve gotten nothing else out of this year, at least I have perfected my breakup text

do not be nice to me or I WILL fall in love and I mean that as a THREAT

I think it should be illegal for men to talk about having kids with women that they aren’t “looking for anything serious with”. JAIL TIME.

just submitted my application for Zohran’s team. kind of want it real bad 😩

what is it about the second date + ghost scenario that really does it for people? what do they get out of it? why does it keep happening to me?

who the hell recommended Lies of Locke Lamora to me (by Scott Lynch) this bangs

making my peace with the Mets not making the playoffs. nothing can hurt me 🧘🏽‍♀️

guys I think I finally have to admit that as much as i love this city, I fucking hate living here and I am about to do everything within my power to get the fuck out of here within the next year

every single time Hinge sends me my Most Compatible it feels like a hate crime

How much rejection is one person supposed to endure before it tips into being poisonous?

slept with someone last night who has the St Louis Cardinals logo tattooed on his buttcheek. Frankly I think I’m having a killer summer.

a bloop and a blast!! THEY CAN DO IT

when I was a kid I thought you could get drunk from rum raisin ice cream

This game is so chaotic already I hate it #Mets

back from Barcelona. just got told to suck a dick on the subway. We are so back baybeee

I am drunk and I am raging but it is full BOZO behavior that this man did not want to date me. I’m in Barcelona making friends with the bartender and a couple and their chihuahua puppy. Adventures happen when I’m around. I’m MAGNETIC. What a loser to say no say to this life with me

People need to stop playing fucking sad songs in coffee shops!!! ENOUGH WITH THE ADRIENNE LENKER AND THE FUCKING LUCY DACUS ALBUMS

Just redownloaded Hinge. Fuck it, we ball.

At the #Mets game and that grand slam fuuuuuucked

um so like what the fuck happened to Reed Garrett

@aprilglick.bsky.social unfortunately this aged like milk. Absolute Bushwick sociopath. Full ghosted me after 3 months of deeply intimate dating.

IT CAN’T BE. THIS FEELS TOO GOOD!!! Is this truly what hope and joy feel like?!?!?

Sorry but Brandon Nimmo’s smile as he just rounded the bases reminded me I could feel things again #mets

I have been on two dates with a boy and I am absolutely down horrendous. down ATROCIOUS. who even is this I don’t recognize her.