I received 10 spam calls today within 6 hours, most of which were before noon and NOT ONE of them said anything when I answered NOR left a voicemail NOR had a valid return number so tomorrow I will be acting insane if it happens again please drop your feral spam caller repellent script suggestions ⬇️

Accidentally bought a 3lb tub of cottage cheese 🫡

Sabrina’s Coachella set was incredible. I loved every second of it, she deserves everything she has worked hard to get 🪩💃

So fucking proud of our Artemis crew. What incredible humans. Hooray space! 🥹🚀🌖

I’m gonna be blunt if you are discrediting the Artemis astronauts with “it’s fake it’s a hoax” get the fuck out of my face

I am seeing so many people fuck up deviled eggs today and it’s so sad 😞 deviled eggs aren’t meant for a novice nor experimenting. This is a role meant to be taken seriously and kept simple!!! I am being so for real

Nothing Bundt cakes is heavenly I’m jellyyyy

The third best thing that could happen to Pam Bondi 🙂‍↕️

I think we are officially past the era of one word album titles lol

do NOT april fools me today I do not have the time or the money or the energy

WHY must all my favorite flowers, the BEST flowers, be toxic to cats 😩

I wanna be mad at my neighbors because they’re literally drilling something into the wall at almost 11pm but I can’t because they’re lesbians and honestly I love that for them. Whatever it is I’m sure it’s worth it and also I’ve been there.

I feel like tiger woods being in the news for something scandalous has to be a big recession indicator at this point

“Her legs are hurting, but her back is still arching” is a fucking BARRRR god i love women

Why do men

Hey so what if I sobbed

God this weather feels like the perfect kinda weather to read the big beautiful obituary

A black tshirt with an image of three Taylor swifts in a bejeweled bikini and headpiece

A black tshirt with mint green imagery of Taylor swift in a black wig from the life of a showgirl

A cream colored baby tee with speak now quotes from long live and images of castles and dragons

Would anyone be interested in buying these three shirts? Nothing wrong with them they just don’t fit my body right and I’ve never worn except to try on. DMs are open if you’re interested! Probably going to donate if there’s no takers. All size XL. 💚💜🧡

I’m craving a dip in a hotel pool

This is a whole new level of needing to touch grass holy fuck

Yall don’t forget to leave your porch lights on for the bugs and Noah Kahan tonight okay

Something in my blood changes when the sun is out and it’s 70 degrees l forget all other music exists and can’t get enough of metalcore

not to be a crotchety old grandparent but like…… these are expensive devices…… i feel they should last a bit longer

Limes are underrated

what a beautiful day to go to Chilis

Nesta Archeron haters dni 🙅🏻‍♀️

That was my favorite season of Bridgerton since season 1. It might even surpass it honestly.

What in the Kentucky fried fuck

I don’t know what my last meal ever would be but it most definitely would include a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s

Each day I open my eyes the feminine rage coursing through my veins gets more and more overwhelming