Just to be clear, I found this out because I was lying on the couch and they were stampeding over me like I was furniture. I'm not sitting around sniffing dog feet.

We have two dogs and I'm fascinated to find that one has feet that smell like Doritos (just like every chihuahua I've ever had) and the other has feet that smell like Fritos (the only not-a-chihuahua we've had). Weirdo.

This is America.

Screenshot of "Harry Potter Day 2025" notification. It says "May 2 is Harry Potter Day! This day in 1998 the Battle of Hogwarts took place." It ends with a suggestion that sounds like an admonishment: "Today find a new book series to read."

Seriously, for the love of all that's good. Find something else to read. ANYTHING. The back of a shampoo bottle. The fine print on an ad for flea and tick medicine. Bathroom graffiti. Anything.

A time-honored tradition

Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling – The White House By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and

1. Breaking News: Donald Trump has signed an executive order targeting trans youth and teachers in schools who teach for them.

It goes after "social transition" and threatens arrests.

I will go through line by line, as I have the last 3 nights.

Find the EO here:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Yes, yeeesssssss

I was just working on a future thing and checked the calendar to see what the date of the first day of December is. If that's not an indicator of stress, I don't know what is.

Kid and I did a comparison viewing tonight of the original full-length Thriller and Sing: Thriller. The original is far better (zero surprise). Kid's deciding factor is that only one of them featured "a sick monologue" by Vincent Price.

12 random citizens just risked their lives and the safety of their families to stand up for democracy.

if you don't think that's even a little inspiring, I don't really know what to say.

This was extremely good, thank you

I just found a wasp in my house, and I'm normally pretty live and let live, but I just FOUND A WASP IN MY HOUSE.

A sleepy dog in a blanket

I fell down the stairs twice in one week and cracked my tailbone. Surprise! It hurts like hell, even after years. Me and my old-person butt cushion go everywhere together.

Raccoon behind stand that says PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5 CENTS THE DOCTOR IS IN

this could fix me

My child demanded that I dress as Ken when accompanying them to the Barbie movie. Upon actually SEEING that outfit, they are now trying to backpedal. Do I wear the whole thing anyway because I am hilarious? y/n

shoutout to the big bowl of cereal. when I’m depressed and don’t want to make food and don’t want to talk to another person to receive food I know the big bowl of cereal got me

One angry, wrinkled Reaper pepper. Seriously angry.

I talk a lot about gardening because it's a hobby that I enjoy. Reapers: angry little peppers.

Error message saying "oops! We don't use that word on Barbie.com" with a pink Close button

Bluesky take notes

I’m sure they were just standing their playground

@eepy.bsky.social can I join?

I took a bunch of earrings out a while ago and just remembered that I never replaced them. Oops. Nothing like a casual at-home repiercing session on a Thursday night.

Oh yes, Sound and Fury is incredible. That was my last live show before everything shut down. Fantastic.

This is why I am afraid of them.

There is no circumstance in which I would open a video attachment, but ESPECIALLY not this one. No.

What was I thinking? I wasn't.

Oh gdi. I didn't realize that.

Looked at threads. Because my block game is A+, I immediately discovered that blocking doesn't work. They're still there, all over your completely uncontrollable feed.