He's not humanity literate, so

They want the public to be dumb enough to buy it, so they'd still agree academics are bad

Why are they waterboarding bumblebees

Things I've learned from pharmaceutical commercials: retinas are, apparently, detachable

If they name it Damien are we just gonna pretend like that's not alarming

Anyway that's what life feels like

Correctly he let you live. But people forgot afterwards and thought they'd had fun, but I remembered (2/2)

The last thing I said in my dream before I woke up was "do you think crystal meth is appropriate for kids parties?" Only crystal meth wasn't a drug, it was the 12th Doctor Who with a machete against your back while you were on the ground, and he'd ask you a question and if you answered (1/2)

Vance is Umbridge-y

Racism aside, the problem with "it's not stolen, it's conquered" is that attitude is nothing but "killing you is an acceptable way to take your stuff" and I'm pretty sure that's bad. "I didn't steal your car, I conquered it" would, uh, not hold up at trial.

Me: trying to sleep
My brain: spring time, the only pretty ring time, birds sing.... A ding adingadingding, sweet lovers love the spring

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Um. Certainly he sees why that's a ridiculous statement to make under the circumstances.

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After the revolution, SCOTUS needs to be put on trial for treason.

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This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for the power of the people. Let's do this. 🍂

I'm just going to go ahead and make Thurday cow day.

Apparently ICE is supposed to be coming to my county in CA soon. Makes me sick toy stomach.

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They are running ICE ads.

F them.

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Is this the guy paying us to protest? I'm getting confused

I had to go there! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Surely that's obvious and she's pretending to not understand

The image is taken from an angle, and you can see the ocean tilting 30 degrees in the distance, with a huge crowd in front of it. In the foreground, you can see the giant American flag that is being held up by hundreds of protesters clustered around its edges.

This is the human banner from the air. It's sign made from masses of people standing together to form letters. It reads "No Kings Yes on 50." There is an American flag in the middle and a thick border around the banner. (Prop 50 is a California state proposition to gerrymander the state to create more blue districts, in order to combat the Texas law that gerrymanders their state to create more red districts.)

I joined the "human banner" at San Francisco's Ocean Beach. This flag was at the center. It was a gorgeous day with enormous waves. #nokings

I could kinda buy any other President pretending they’re shrugging off 7 million people hitting the streets to convey they hate him, but not the guy still beefing with Rosie O’Donnell.

I like how they are carrying American flags, but not attacking police with them.