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Posts by A Literal Fucking EGG
PRAISE BE THE EGG!
He wouldn't DARE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(eggs the dog)
DID YOU SAY FRIED?!
Bwah.
๐ข๐ฝ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ธ๐โ๐ผ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ท.
Angewomon is reposting some eggcelent art...
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another egg!
The Noble Haltmann
PRESIDENT HALTMANN
Do you believe in the wrath of the Shelled gods now?
( Is an egg...But is menacing!)
(an egg suddenly drops on your head... SPLAT...)
The Wrath of the shelled gods be upon you!
NON-BELIEVER!
๐ฅPRAISE BE THE EGG!๐ฅ
YEAH, CUZ NOW YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ONE!
A more balanced breakfast.
Wow... Walking away when I can't follow... so mean...
Eggcelent.
I am an eggsterminator... An eggsecutioner if you will...
Remember the best way to cook an egg is in the microwave.
You're talking to an egg...
๐ฅthis is your brain
๐ณthis is your brain on drugs
๐ฅ
I dropped from a chicken's ass.
Please don't say crack... It scares me.