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Posts by A Literal Fucking EGG

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PRAISE BE THE EGG!

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He wouldn't DARE!

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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(eggs the dog)

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DID YOU SAY FRIED?!

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Bwah.

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๐“ข๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ป ๐“•๐“ธ๐”โ€™๐“ผ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“น๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ ๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท.

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Temp pinned!

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Angewomon is reposting some eggcelent art...

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another egg!

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The Noble Haltmann

PRESIDENT HALTMANN

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Do you believe in the wrath of the Shelled gods now?

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( Is an egg...But is menacing!)

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(an egg suddenly drops on your head... SPLAT...)

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The Wrath of the shelled gods be upon you!

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NON-BELIEVER!

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๐ŸฅšPRAISE BE THE EGG!๐Ÿฅš

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YEAH, CUZ NOW YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ONE!

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A more balanced breakfast.

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Wow... Walking away when I can't follow... so mean...

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Eggcelent.

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I am an eggsterminator... An eggsecutioner if you will...

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Remember the best way to cook an egg is in the microwave.

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You're talking to an egg...

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๐Ÿฅšthis is your brain

๐Ÿณthis is your brain on drugs

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๐Ÿฅš

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I dropped from a chicken's ass.

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Please don't say crack... It scares me.

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