I got the same one

t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g

I hate nepotism! Unless it’s my friends and family, then it’s okay

If I had a nickel for every time a woman threatened me with physical violence for rejecting her friend I’d have three nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird

Please stop it

Can’t stop thinking about how much I love my friends

10/10 game of the year

Must be frustrating for the ancient Mayans to have only been 13 years off

FDA agents have been dispatched to comply with your request 🫡

They don’t care. Take real action.

I may be run through, but at least I don’t slut shame

🤡

Boltzmann Brains, all the way down

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