Happy Earf Day 🌎

Rain, Portland Street crossing Oxford Road, Manchester, painting by Rob Pointon.

That's you I fear...

The first rule of drunk driving is to have fun ❤️

If I go buy weed tomorrow is it discounted like Halloween candy? 🤔

Fuck Yes....

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

Joined a netplay server with all of the best players of the game and I will never tag netplay

Fuck Marco Rubio

metal mario and isolated metal mario texture (orb with beautiful flowers) being reacted to by a guy going "HOLD UP!! He's actually beautiful flowers?"

I felt like I was being constantly punched in the face by nintendo

Mario movie was a clusterfuck in a bad way

Happy bridge and power plant day

In for a penny

How big is Rosalina's dick in the Mario movie

Chat from "Kitten" Me: what? Kitten: that's right we're having a Wii U It's a picture of a pregnancy test with a Wii U logo in it

Its gonna be may

What's next for asses?

It sucks cause i really did enjoy the first one but if its just going to be the first one again ft. Fox then I don't care

Canceled my ticket for the Mario movie tomorrow. My expectations were low but the reviews coming out have made me not even want to see it for the references

breast milk free via oomf today only

Rogue Hunter Samus

Based on @ezulaone.bsky.social design.

pokemon dick version and pokemon balls version

Hot take Nintendo should announce a video game

Real

*youth pastor voice* Sabrina carpenter? You know who else was a carpenter?

Facts