*Emily wonders how @culinaryblaze.bsky.social is doing
She misses him. She hopes him and his writer are doing good*
Posts by Emily D. Clown
*Emily is grinning ear to ear
The crowd is on fire tonight, singing along with them
She hasn’t had this much fun performing in a loooooong time*
#LuckIsAPirate
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! ❞
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
We went Back Through Time to get more Rum
Though, we end up Shipwrecked, having no fun
But, Heavy Metal Pirates we must be
So, give all your beer and your rum to me!
( Emily )
We sailed Over the Seas for Wenches and Mead
And told great tales of the Huntmaster's deeds
The Quest for a drop of That Famous Ol' Spiced
Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bite!
( Emily && The boys )
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
( Emily && The boys )
We are here to drink your beer!
And steal your rum at a point of a gun!
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer!
We live each day like there's nothing to lose
But, a man has needs
And the need is booze
They say all the best things in life are free
So, give all your beer and your rum to me!
Piracy's a crime
And, crime doesn't pay
And, we go home poor at the end of the day
But, I'd rather live my life in rags
Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag
✰ — ❝ Haw you, gie's a beer!
~ next song is one we’ve performed here before. I wanna hear you sing
This is..
DRINK!!!
*Emily is grinning from ear to ear, the song concluding with thunderous cheers and applause
It’s time for their final song of the night. She’s been looking forward to performing this song*
Thank you everyone for coming out tonight! This is our final song, I want you lot to be LOUD
This ~
THUNDERFIST!!! ❞
The fist of the thunder
Shall be my name
The fist of the thunder
Forever be my name!
From the skies up above
To the seas below
When the lightning strikes
And the storm winds blow
The legend lives on in eternal fame
And the fist of the thunder
Shall be my name!
( Emily && The boys )
From the skies up above
To the seas below
When you hear my name
Only fear you'll know
The sword in my hand
With the kiss of death
On this day I will fight
To my final breath!
From the skies up above
To the seas below
When the lightning strikes
And the storm winds blow
The legend lives on in eternal fame
And the fist of the thunder
Shall be my name!
( Emily && The boys )
From the skies up above
To the seas below
When you hear my name
Only fear you'll know
The sword in my hand
With the kiss of death
On this day I will fight
To my final breath!
In a stinking town near the Isle of Wight
I buried my treasure
In the dead of night
I hid the map in a sea-lashed cave
( It's secret I'll take to the grave! )
( Die! )
( Emily )
I'm gonna kill you all
A blade to the guts
And a punch in the balls
The hate in my veins runs deep and pure
( Your death is the only cure! )
A PINT RAISED HIGH
TO THE RAGING STORM-WROUGHT SKIES
THIS FROZEN PISS
I WIELD IT IN MY MIGHTY THUNDER FIST!