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Posts by Emily D. Clown

*Emily wonders how @culinaryblaze.bsky.social is doing

She misses him. She hopes him and his writer are doing good*

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*Emily is grinning ear to ear

The crowd is on fire tonight, singing along with them

She hasn’t had this much fun performing in a loooooong time*

#LuckIsAPirate

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#LuckIsAPirate

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Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! ❞

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( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

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( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

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( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

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We went Back Through Time to get more Rum

Though, we end up Shipwrecked, having no fun

But, Heavy Metal Pirates we must be

So, give all your beer and your rum to me!

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( Emily )

We sailed Over the Seas for Wenches and Mead

And told great tales of the Huntmaster's deeds

The Quest for a drop of That Famous Ol' Spiced

Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bite!

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( Emily && The boys )

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

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( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

( Emily && The boys )

We are here to drink your beer!

And steal your rum at a point of a gun!

Your alcohol to us will fall

'Cause we are here to drink your beer!

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We live each day like there's nothing to lose

But, a man has needs

And the need is booze

They say all the best things in life are free

So, give all your beer and your rum to me!

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Piracy's a crime

And, crime doesn't pay

And, we go home poor at the end of the day

But, I'd rather live my life in rags

Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag

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✰ — ❝ Haw you, gie's a beer!

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#LuckIsAPirate

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~ next song is one we’ve performed here before. I wanna hear you sing

This is..

DRINK!!!

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*Emily is grinning from ear to ear, the song concluding with thunderous cheers and applause

It’s time for their final song of the night. She’s been looking forward to performing this song*

Thank you everyone for coming out tonight! This is our final song, I want you lot to be LOUD

This ~

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#LuckIsThePirate

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THUNDERFIST!!! ❞

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The fist of the thunder

Shall be my name

The fist of the thunder

Forever be my name!

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From the skies up above

To the seas below

When the lightning strikes

And the storm winds blow

The legend lives on in eternal fame

And the fist of the thunder

Shall be my name!

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( Emily && The boys )

From the skies up above

To the seas below

When you hear my name

Only fear you'll know

The sword in my hand

With the kiss of death

On this day I will fight

To my final breath!

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From the skies up above

To the seas below

When the lightning strikes

And the storm winds blow

The legend lives on in eternal fame

And the fist of the thunder

Shall be my name!

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

( Emily && The boys )

From the skies up above

To the seas below

When you hear my name

Only fear you'll know

The sword in my hand

With the kiss of death

On this day I will fight

To my final breath!

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In a stinking town near the Isle of Wight

I buried my treasure

In the dead of night

I hid the map in a sea-lashed cave

( It's secret I'll take to the grave! )

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( Die! )

( Emily )

I'm gonna kill you all

A blade to the guts

And a punch in the balls

The hate in my veins runs deep and pure

( Your death is the only cure! )

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A PINT RAISED HIGH

TO THE RAGING STORM-WROUGHT SKIES

THIS FROZEN PISS

I WIELD IT IN MY MIGHTY THUNDER FIST!

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