5) Bring in Tommy Nance
6) Lose

#BlueJays

Tommy Nance might not see action as a Blue Jay again.

#BlueJays

Blue Jays strategy worked today:

1) Don't allow too many runs
2) Get Soriano's pitch count up as fast as possible
3) Wait for the Angels bullpen
4) ATTACK!

#BlueJays

Doug Ford transportation budget:

Cars: $130 Billion for a commuter tunnel of doom
Doug Ford: $29 Million for a Gravy Plane
Cyclists: $48 Million to cut bike plans so they die faster

#ONpoli

K

Does this officially move Louis Varland into the Blue Jays closer spot?

Let's hope so.

#BlueJays

Yes. God bless St. Carter Hart (the patron saint of Hotel rooms) may you be a role model to my children and all others 😇

Yep! They were acquitted!! That part is inarguable.

So we're left with.. what? Just a normal, average, five hockey players with one "consenting" girl in a hotel room! Nothing to see here! We can all move on! Go Carter Hart! What a guy!

Wow Carter Hart is playing well, fighting off an assault of pucks from Utah!

Google Carter Hart Assault to learn more!

#Vegas #GoldenKnights #NHL #StanleyCup #Playoffs #SexualAssault

Baseball mugshot of Patrick Corbin looking nonplussed in a Jays cap

who is this Patrick Corbin and where did he come from

#BlueJays

BREAKING: Dylan Cease of the Toronto Blue Jays has taken over the MLB Strikeout lead with 44, following his 12 K performance against the Angels tonight!

Dylan Cease 44
Jacob Misiorowski 42
Gavin Williams 40
Jose Soriano 39
Cristopher Sanchez 39

#BlueJays

Updated Blue Jays ABS challenge rankings:

Heineman 3 for 3
Springer 2 for 2
Schneider 2 for 3
Clement 2 for 3
Guerrero 2 for 4
Okamoto 1 for 3
Sanchez 1 for 3
Kirk 0 for 1
Straw 0 for 1
Gimenez 0 for 3

#BlueJays

Screenshot of an article from The Verge Headline: Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump Subheader: CEO Tim Cook gifted a ‘unique’ piece of Corning glass with a 24-karat gold base to the president. Photo: Donald Trump standing in front of his gift from Tim Cook

Tim Cook didn't release revolutionary products like his predecessor. Instead he led with a combination of operational excellence and high-level political sycophancy.

Unfortunately for him, that means our strongest memories of his tenure may be stuff like this.

Even with an 8-0 lead, the Blue Jays have managed to find their own setbacks, blowing 2 different challenges in the second inning.

#BlueJays

A completed, predictive bracket for the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs. First round winners: Colorado, Dallas, Utah, Edmonton, Buffalo, Tampa Bay, Ottawa, and Pittsburgh. Second round winners: Colorado, Utah, Tampa Bay, and Ottawa. Third round winners: Colorado, Tampa Bay. Stanley Cup winner: Colorado. Tie breaker: 42 goals scored in the Stanley Cup Final.

Annual Stanley Cup prediction attempt.

#StanleyCup #StanleyCupPlayoffs #NHL

Excuse me I'm being told this is actually the Diamondbacks starting pitcher

#BlueJays

Jays bats looking good in the cage today against Batting Practice pitcher Ryne Nelson!

#BlueJays

Blue Jays really at -1.6 runs per game.

Pythagorean Winning Percentage puts them on pace for 57 wins this year if they continue this brand of baseball.

#BlueJays

Dillon Brooks gettin slappy

#OKC #Thunder #Suns

Bowie seems to be wondering why it's snowing this late into spring

#ONstorm

Who's the worst team in MLB in April?

IT'S USSSSSSSSS

Who's got the worst run differential?

IT'S USSSSSSSSS

Who spent $$$$$ in tickets to be rewarded with this?

IT'S MEEEEEEEEE

#BlueJays

Say it with me Blue Jays fans

BLOWN SAVE JEFF HOFFMAN
LOSS JEFF HOFFMAN
WHO IS OUR CLOSER

#BlueJays

STILL AN EVERGREEN TWEET

SEND JEFF HOFFMAN TO BRENDON LITTLE ISLAND

ABSOLUTE WASTE OF ROSTER SPACE AND MONEY

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

#BLUEJAYS #HOFFMAN

A video game screenshot of Mortal Kombat character Shang Tsung performing his lethal finishing move, removing the soul from his incapacited opponent.

i was told that James Harden was a playoff choker

that man already has a double-double

and he's removing the soul of the Raptors like he's Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat

#Raptors #Cavs

Not every day you get to watch a man lose his job on live TV.

Authorized on-field personnel for the Diamondbacks (right foul line ball boy) walking off the field, minutes after an obvious interference call.

Presumably being replaced by someone who knows the rules of baseball.

#BlueJays

STRAW BOMB

Myles doing his best Daulton Varsho impression at the plate, cutting the lead to 3-2.

#BlueJays

A still from The Simpsons highlighting a container of "MALK - now with Vitamin R". In the season 6 Simpsons episode "The PTA Disbands", Bart says, "Ow! My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of... Malk?!”. It's a joke about the budget cuts at Springfield Elementary.

Why are the Blue Jays so brittle this year?

#BlueJays #Malk #TheSimpsons #VitaminR

Telling the boss I need my own Doug Ford Gravy Plane if I have to be in the office 5 days a week.

#DougFord #ONPoli

BREAKING: One of the only Blue Jays swinging the bat, Daulton Varsho, has been REMOVED from the game tonight. Myles Straw now playing the field.

Big. Yikes.

#BlueJays

#Flames 2025-26 season is final

Most points: Matt Coronato (45)
Most goals: Morgan Frost (22)
Most assists: Matt Coronato (27)
Best +/-: Blake Coleman (+12)
Worst +/-: Matt Coronato (-29)
Most PIM: Adam Klapka (112)
Most shots: Matt Coronato (197)
Most Time On Ice: Kevin Bahl (21:57)

77 Points