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Great show tonight! I felt like the That’s Why I’m Here pick was a nod to Cleto. Reflective and uplifting.

He’s corrupt and not running again.
Greedy, slimy, useless prick. That’s why, why, why.

Beyond disgusting.
Vote every GOP motherfucker out!
Complicit, cowardly, corrupt criminals.

Trump, Putin and oil billionaires get richer while everyone else suffers - financially and worse.
Netanyahu gets to continue his Muslim genocide mission.
All three belong in jail for war crimes.

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

"This is an important thing to think about."

Well, if that ain’t the TACO calling the paper tiger white.

Organized religions were created by humans to manipulate other humans. It’s that simple.
They don’t “harm” religion, they use it to their personal advantage, as it was designed.
Sadly, there’s always desperate people looking for an answer, and always a charlatan waiting to take advantage of them.

Just like his dad. His dad was just better at it.

“Cult Leader”.
Evangelicals are grinning, fake polite, bigoted, greedy, self-serving, evil pricks who support a racist, child molesting rapist.
They see themselves in Trump - sleazy, snake oil salesmen.

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

MeidasTouch host Katie Phang testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on the proposed merger of Paramount-Skydance and Warner Bros.:

"Democracy cannot survive if powerful people get to decide which facts are allowed to exist and what version of the truth they want to peddle for profit."

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran.

These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East.

And they put Trump's ego before America.

Every damn time.

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

He addressed the press and labeled the information as false. It is imperative to address this dishonesty appropriately, as such behavior is unacceptable.

Which is why I got a mountain bike and only ride on trails now. Riding on the road is just too dangerous. Drivers only look for other cars. I used to run 3-5 miles at lunch. At any intersection, I’d see people look one way for cars, if clear, look the other way, then just go. Not right, but real.

One down. Three to go.

The longer the Strait is closed, the better it is for Putin and his billionaire oil friends. The longer the conflict, the less focus on Epstein.
He doesn’t give a shit, which is why he sent this clown while he tried to strengthen his thug crowd credentials at the UFC event.

DO IT! It should be moved to a safer country.

👉 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Nobody takes this poser seriously.
He likes tits on a bull.

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

Everything he touches fails.

They will all tell you it is.
They are true heroes and patriots.
The Right Stuff, they make the world proud.

I agree. If not, they are closest thing on the planet that I’m aware of.
Most people think humans are the smartest beings, but I believe the octopus, dolphin, and whales may be.

The world knows he’s a bluffing blowhard, but just the threat is a War Crime. He MUST be removed.

EVERY Republican up for election in November needs to be voted out. The party is a worthless, worldwide disgrace.

Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY!

The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT.

He's not wrong.