I’d settle for a boring draw. But we don’t do boring so settle for a 3-3.

For a short period this afternoon, Dundee were FIVE points clear of County! Such a bad result. Killie away next weekend 🙈

Something quite surreal about the official accounts of the German women’s national team advising people to get on the number 18 bus to Arklay Street.

@scottygb.bsky.social BBC6Music just seemed to go off air there. Lauren Laverne was leading into the news and you could hear an evacuation notice in the background. The news came in as normal but then went silent about a minute in. Music has just come back on but wonder if it’s the emergency backup?

I’ve no idea if this is real but I’m going to share it to millions and millions of people anyway.

‘ill’… Ibrox Loyal Lyall??? 😳 🤯

Perfect for me. Grimmy has done a great job standing in, I don’t get people’s gripe with him. MAH has a great show but more often than not I’ll have to turn to Spotify as her left-field choices are hard to work too. Lauren in that slot is ideal for me. If Shaun Keaveny could return that would be ace

Heart of Midlothian Football Club. 😮‍💨🤣

Always a badge of (dis)honour to spot a local piece in @privateeyenews.bsky.social. This one not too bad though, @thecourier.co.uk 🤭

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But at least next weekend can’t be ruined… 🤗

Disappointing to have not kept clean sheet again. But you would have taken a point at Killie away all day long so we move on.

McDonald’s menu showing all ice cream options as unavailable

Death, taxes…

Does Michael Stewart realise he’s commentating for Premier Sports and not Hibs TV?

Surely this calls off Dundee’s game with Hibs today, if it wasn’t in doubt already?

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Clarkeball in full flow tonight, baby 😎

The quality is like that of a dodgy stream! Shocking stuff (although it’s free, can we really complain?). I checked the Kosovo v Lithuania stream and that’s a million times better than this!

Should add I’m watching it on tv via my sky box.

Had to do a bit more searching on YouTube to get the ViaPlay feed. The SFA channel is dugmeat. The stream quality is awful for some reason.

@alasdairclark.bsky.social hi Al, are there any other of your DCT colleagues on here yet? Just switched over from ‘X’ and there are a lot of national accounts/journos but haven’t come across many locals just yet.

It’s on YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/IpE6PoA...

The ViaPlay channel is much better. Or it was last time anyway. I thought the picture quality was much better. They showed the anthems there

@grayzer.bsky.social saw this an Aldi and thought of you (very sad/weird, I know)… £2.15 for the real deal or £2.15 for their own knock off ‘San Marcos’ 🤣

Hope you’re keeping well, Lauren. 🫶

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@densparkchoir.bsky.social 1893 Foundation T shirts FINALLY available for members - just the seven months after signing up (and four days after I emailed about it asking what was going on)!

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It’s early days… but Bluesky is looking pretty sweet so far. No random videos of people dying on my feed, no content farming, no OF spam in replies - just a generally nice vibe. 👍

So, is this the new/old Twitter, then? Hello, Bluesky 👋