Brunson looking unreal

Alright Knicks , let’s do this

yup

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Standing outside one right now, not even high (yet)

Can I just walk into the movie theater and get a big tub of popcorn and leave?

In a few more months they’ll just be saying “let’s let the voters decide”

*closes lid* *kernel panic*

The year of Linux on the desktop

You ever come across a word that you can't spell and even spellcheck has no fucking clue what to suggest?

That word for me just now was "reservoir"

I was worried about dying in the middle of no where by just briefly brushing against one of the leaves

@skamille.themanagerswrath.com omg , when I was in the Galapagos they warned us about this tree. we were hiking a trail that had them. I was avoiding touching any branch or leaf on the trail. We stopped at an opening and this older woman just sat and rested on one, guide freaked out when he saw

Having trouble keeping my winter coat in the closet this spring

great minds <3

i'm always wondering why everyone is being so aggressive about it - like okay, relax, thanks!

Anyone else read “ofc” as “of fucking course” ? Just me? Okay have a good weekend everyone

contributing factors: setup home assistant but never created a rule to let me know when the temperature spiked 🥲🔫

Not sure yet, but some failure that caused hot air to blow instead of cold and RIP my wine collection

Looks like everything is cooked , opened a bottle where the cork wasn’t pushed out and a soaked cork greeted me behind the foil with a nice smell of vinegar

welp, this day just got a whole lot worse for me

But then what will give me tension headaches all day?!

omg distributed.net! I had completely forgotten about it. Weren't we on the same team at one point?

Hope I’m not underdressed for the Times Square margaritaville

Straight to the trash

So you solve a puzzle and just throw it straight in the trash after?

We really need to get rid of opinion sections and just tell these people to fuck off and get a tumblr account

Heard they’ll throw in “won’t violate first amendment rights” for free speech

He has since posted about how correct he was, and how none of these criticisms bother him, fourteen times in the last three hours

Why do I still need my winter jacket?