Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Amazingballs

Sunshine boy.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

GOOD BOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment

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There is no evidence of Hamas raping civilians on October 7 or after; there is substantial evidence of Israeli raping Palestinian prisoners, however, including with dogs, and then the Israeli people rioted FOR the right to continually raping Palestinian prisoners

He gave the ball away constantly. I'm not here to jump on Mo but to me that's what stood out. Poor first touches, poor attempted one touch passes etc. looked rusty if anything.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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PM Sanchez with all the great lines:

“Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine.

But of course that's a 'good' invasion.

So there is silence.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

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Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Amazing, and fully deserved.

Oh my

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had ...

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

NOTHING. OpenAI bought NO RAM. EVER. This was an entirely "letter of intent" based story that nobody bothered to actually read up on. An embarrassment to journalism that it spread this far

A screenshot of conversation on threads. @pepsi: What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it? @coloneltonymoore: Putting all billionaires into submaries that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can reach 16,000 or more psi.

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

I talk to people outside.

no, it's gonna be huge. it's extremely violent. no, not monsters, turtles. they do karate and can talk. no they're human sized. their boss is a rat. yeah total nightmare stuff. grotesque is what it is. no we're gonna make it a kid's show. sat mornings yeah. yes the talking brain will still be in it.

The Story Behind Hundreds of Timberwolves Fans Getting $20 Naz Reid Tattoos Naz Reid, the cult hero turned NBA Sixth Man of the Year, is the inspiration behind new ink for countless Minnesota Timberwolves fans this week.

Phew - some context !

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Excellent stuff as always, Jon ! I'm a big fan of what he's brought this season. Long may it continue.

NAZ REID #Timberwolves