Just putting on my best jeans for tonight's Hot Mess show on Radio Buena Vida. Tune in at 7pm!

Just backed this. I absolutely love @julesscheele.bsky.social's work and I'm very excited about his take on Orlando.

Hot Mess returns to Sneaky Pete's on Friday 1 May, when I'll be playing all night long.

"Daddeeeee"

Illustration with coloured pencils. Two people are sitting round a campfire at night in the dark telling spooky stories. The first person says "It's your turn to tell a scary story." The second person holds a torch under their face for spooky effect and says "Most people you know don't have library cards. But they love to tell you about mutual aid and community. And they fucking love free little libraries." The first person replies "Nooooooo!"

Imagine being a punk or an activist and not using your local public library on the reg. How embarrassing for you.

Hot Mess is back at the Poetry Club on Saturday

This is going to be the biggest Hot Mess ever and half the tickets are gone already

*wracks brains trying to think what other fantasy films have a Tangerine Dream score"

A picture of a bear-type guy wearing an outfit that one of the members of Labelle might've worn circa "Lady Marmalade", standing in front of a blown up photo of the moon. The text says: Big Hot Mess with guests Horse Meat Disco 5pm-10pm Easter Sunday The Biscuit Factory

Delighted to announce that the next Big Hot Mess is a day party on Easter Sunday with guests Horse Meat Disco. Tickets go on sale Wednesday morning.

A picture of a bear-type guy wearing an outfit that one of the members of Labelle might've worn circa "Lady Marmalade", standing in front of a blown up photo of the moon. The text says: Big Hot Mess with guests Horse Meat Disco 5pm-10pm Easter Sunday The Biscuit Factory

Delighted to announce that the next Big Hot Mess is a day party on Easter Sunday with guests Horse Meat Disco. Tickets go on sale Wednesday morning.

I'm back at Sneaks on Friday 6 March, when I'll be playing all night long 🐈‍⬛

A photo by James Bidgood showing a young man dressed as Pan, stitng in a psychedelic woodland clearing, playing pan pipes. He's gazing seductively at you. The text reads: Hot Mess Spring-Summer 2026 Glasgow Poetry Club Saturdays 21 March 11 April 9 May 13 June 11 July 8 August Edinburgh Sneaky Pete's Fridays 6 March 3 April 1 May 5 June 3 July 7 August

Some dates for your diary.

Hear, hear. And the best Kate Bush album is easily The Whole Story

Thanks Joe, that's helpful. You seem to be doing a great job!

Hot Mess returns to the Poetry Club on Saturday 31 January

Yeah the young dog's pretty good looking too

A close-up of Simon holding the lapel of the dark blue overcoat that he's wearing, so that the viewer can see the badge he's wearing. It's pink and has on it the word "GLASGOW" in bold black letters. Underneath, in smaller white letters that require the viewer to make an effort to read them, are the words "BISEXUAL CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE"

My favourite Christmas present

on the topic of car violence, I can't help wondering if the aggy mood of the country isn't exacerbated by a) half of cars being TOO BIG and b) headlights being TOO BRIGHT so everyone on the road constantly feels threatened or hassled

I just sent this to my mum, whose maiden name is Wren. Thank you and merry Christmas 🎄

Stonehenge

The Winter Solstice alignment at Stonehenge today.

Photo credit: Nick Bull
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A group of children participating in a festive procession, the illustration features six children dressed in historical or old-fashioned clothing: A child on the left carries a sprig of mistletoe or a similar green plant. A taller child carries a large Yule log over a shoulder. Another child holds a bundle of holly with red berries. A child in a red hooded cloak leads the group, holding a lantern aloft on a pole. Two children on the right carry bundles of firewood or kindling. The scene is set against a dark blue background with some greenery visible. Text at the bottom of the image reads, "Sing heigh ho! unto the green holly."

Best wishes for Yule and Winter Solstice. 🪵 ❄️
🖼️ Margaret Tarrant

David Lee Roth's post VH band

Coming this Saturday

I'll pop you on the list for Hot Mess in case you fancy a change of pace at any point

This Friday!

Ready for the party season ☃️

Beverly Glenn-Copeland (2025)
Joanna Newsom (2010)
Living Colour (1989)
My Bloody Valentine (2008)
Spiritualized (1997)

And the Edinburgh Hot Mess Christmas party is a week on Friday. I'll be decking the decks with boughs of jolly all night long. Tra la la la la, bitches and butches!

Tickets are now up for the Glasgow Hot Mess Christmas party, at which we'll be joined by the delightful @johnloveless.bsky.social

www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...

You looked absolutely fantastic! Thanks for sharing your outfit with the party 🚀