Hey don’t diss RTR temple garden, has some real Zelda vibes to me. Of course OG temple garden is still better. Maybe you’re right…

I’d concede on the spot if my stompy Gs didn’t match

The basic upgrades being different across characters is really intriguing to me. I like in digital how the classes value them differently.

I prefer to indulge in them exclusively in “onebert” drafts

lol.

If a cube has six sides and I’m cubing twice does that mean I’m tricontahexagoning?

How good was celestial colonnade?

Ok the age got me good

That makes sense. Who cares about not having lands if they were just casting 5 mana 2/2s that deal you 7 damage if you blink too many times in a turn

Serious question, are there cubes where mana denial works in a charming way? Or is it generally unloveable outside of sickos like me and Jacob?

*Astronaut pointing gun* “always was”

I can’t wait to see some gameplay of this monstrosity

Is wild slash there to throw the one ring into Mordor?

I used to tweet a lot when I first got Twitter. These aren’t tweets so what do I call them?