This is the funniest thing I have ever read. https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/
Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you'll die if you don't buy their skincare products. Below, on […]
@drikkes @seiz Haha certainly I’m downloading that many. Maybe listen is more aspirational.
Dear podcast hosts. I have been a loyal #podcast listener since the iPod was a rectangle with a click wheel and ambitions. I sit through the ads. I use the promo codes. I have purchased mattresses and downloaded VPNs. I am doing my part.
So when I say this, know it comes from love. Ad revenue […]
I like how short the AI coding revolution was.
3 months ago: “Everyone! Claude Code is great and can do anything you need for $200 a month!”
A week ago: “Looks like they massively increased how many tokens you use. The $200 a month plan is now completely useless and your sessions will get […]
Echo put herself in jail because I made her leave the dog park. Please note how the gate is not fully closed.
Thanks for reminding me I've been working on this for too long Google.
You can absolutely have an RSS dependent website in 2026 matduggan.com/you-can-absolutely-have-...
The code isn’t working, which has raised a broader question I wasn’t prepared to examine today: have I ever actually been good at anything, or have I simply been moving the confusion around?
Firefox added split tab views and absolutely killed it. I didn't even know I needed this feature and now I cannot live without it. Awesome work. Right click on a tab and select "Add Split View" to try it out. #mozilla #firefox
Every time I see my Apple Vision Pro I purchased used I feel insanely guilty. “Next week I’ll figure out a use for you. I promise. You definitely weren’t a giant waste of money.” #AVP
RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/116314882547486594
Buy this book. It’s an absolute gem. Really well written.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116313265332639169
The absolute failure of the entire concept of the Metaverse is such a perfect encapsulation of why Meta is a bad company.
The CEO had a terrible idea and none of his sycophants could say no. So $80 billion was wasted for no reason […]
The first rule of German game shows is zero smiling.
RE: https://c.im/@arsfeedbot/116297832879364927
Bold move considering how bad their shows are. Just a supporting character turning to camera every 5 minutes being like “because we don’t think you were paying attention, here’s another summary of the plot thus far”.
Like Emily in Paris is a […]
Got absolutely smoked at #warhammer40k today. Tyranids need a lot of movement control to "make them work" as an army and I couldn't get ahead of the Imperial Guard I was playing again.
I am excited for 11th because the terrain rules in 10th kinda suck. Also I'm tired of these circle objective […]
#Marathon is a wild swing for a game. What if Bungie made a very hardcore short TTK game where loot is (mostly) meaningless for their audience of older gamers who enjoyed their loot-based shooter with long TTK?
What if, on top of that, they explained nothing to the new player? Just a real 1997 […]
Just a wild concept beginning to end.
Oh my god it's happening!
www.belloflostsouls.net/2026/03/warhammer-40k-ad...
I Can't See Apple's Vision https://matduggan.com/i-cant-see-apples-vision/ #apple #mac
I'll be dead and buried before #Apple fixes the "About 5 minutes remaining" taking an hour in Software Update.
@harpaa01 Huh I’ve never used brave but good on them.
Literally the only thing I want from the internet is some way to put €100 into my browser wallet and when I navigate to a paywall site they can prompt me and say “give us €.50 and we’ll show you the article without ads or a login” and I hit yes and then I read the goddamn article.
I don’t know […]
Hosting a Snowflake Proxy https://matduggan.com/hosting-a-snowflake-proxy/
Markdown Ate The World https://matduggan.com/markdown-ate-the-world/
Confluence login page with "Joining Confluence. Hang on just a sec..."
May god have mercy on my soul. Once more into the nightmare.
Because we live in 2026 and everything in my entire house uses a rechargeable battery, I get to charge a hundred things every Sunday. This, despite many of them having absolutely no reason to not just take AAA batteries and let me use rechargeables.
- First is the cargo bike battery and the […]
RE: https://social.lansky.name/@hn50/116225999307536389
This makes me so happy. I have been trying to convert people to wired headphones for years. Especially when we’re all spending hours a week on video calls.
Like why add to the stress of your life by wondering if the stupid things are […]
Having a 4 year old is wild.
“Daddy is your grandma still alive?”
“No she died”
“Where did she die?”
“New Jersey”
“Did she die in a volcano?”
“In a volcano?”
“Yeah a volcano. Lava, smoke, fire. Did grandma die in a volcano?”
“No”
“Ok…..will you die in a volcano?”
“Anything is possible I guess” […]
Kubernetes: Alert, your pod cannot start because it is running out of memory on startup!
Me: Ok, who controls how much memory a pod has?
K8s: I do!
Me: Who is aware of what the limits for memory are in this namespace?
K8s: Also me!
Me: So you want me to come online to manually adjust a YAML file […]
It’s always nice to see my retired parents but retired people eat like there’s a war with men riding horses going on. “Here is a pasta dinner with 14 pieces of pasta and a bowl of salad with just enough kale to barely cover the bottom”.