Ice Concussion

Ice Concussion: In the end, it really wasn’t my mom’s fault.

Keep fighting for the 54th. We are lucky to have you!!!

Dishwasher Wars

Vatican announced a today:

Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.

Thank you so much ComedyPlex Oak Park for a great night. I had so much fun performing last night to a great crowd.

I’m doing 10 minutes at #ComedyPlex in Oak Park next Thursday, April 3rd at 7:30.

Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.

There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.

I think my phone is broken because I hear @danbernstein.bsky.social saying good things about the Bears on my Audacy app.

Breaking: Melania dressed up like The Mask attending a funeral for the inauguration?

What was more likely staged?

a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or
b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix

The TikTok ban was in place for less time than Scaramucci.

I am amazed every time a woman chooses man, and I think they should be rewarded for what is really a public service.

Josh Johnson isn't sure what Mark Zuckerberg was going for with this look

Advert for 'Fast acting Vitamin D'. Image of a woman with arms spread out, as there is a red blast behind her.

This woman looks 100% like she's been shot while running away from something terrifying. But sure, Vitamin D sounds great.

Exclusive | Funeral directors will pass on $9 NYC congestion toll to grieving families — as hearse drivers aren’t exempt Some directors admitted they’ll look to tack on the $9 to overall funeral costs — considering they can’t transport bodies via public transportation.

This just in: Funerals will now cost $10,009, up 0.009% from pre-congestion law pricing.

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The Comedy Plex in Oak Park, IL (just west of Chicago)

Is this constellation flipping the bird?
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.

The most wrong answer is “stay more than 2 nights”

lol. I did not think it was him. Hope your Christmas is going well.

Is this Jim Leon?

I’m confused. Is this a donut that tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that tastes like a donut?

Being middle-age is just like when you were younger… but everything is just a little off.

Are there any people from the #Chicago area reading this? I’d love to follow some of you.

I know a lot of women are really into Murder shows… but should I be worried that my wife also takes notes?

Am I the only one that doesn’t really care about the New Jersey Drones/UFOs?

Good morning BlueSky. Every morning brings me one day closer to being old enough to getting away with saying creepy stuff because I’m a harmless old guy that doesn’t know better.

I thought it would be bad but my wife and I watched Hot Frosty #hotfrosty on @netflix.com last night. I really underestimated how bad it could be.

We really are

The Den may my favorite Chicago venue for comedy. Hope you enjoyed the show.