The amendments you’re trading this capitulation for won’t pass and you know it. This is all for NOTHING. You’re throwing it all away for NOTHING.

Leave it to Schumer to bring a butter knife to a gun fight. With Democrats like these, who needs Republicans?

Told a few teenagers recently about that recently, that we were taught that everything about the world and history was mostly settled, that geopolitics were pretty well set, and that things would continue along like that more or less forever. And we believed it! Right up until the morning of 9/11.

Paul Newman shown saucing his scrod, with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod."

sorry if i didn't respond to your text. i was saucing my scrod

hurry up!!!

Jong-un lookin’ thicc

"And when they cheat, we will gently hand our democracy over to them without question because a peaceful transition of power is more important than fighting for our democracy."

My brother in Christ you can pretend all day that you aren't meeting with Nazis, but my brother, you are meeting with Nazis.

Man I cannot believe I defended you to my Repub friends and family when you had a stroke, when you had to take a break due to depression, etc. SUCH a disappointment, wish I hadn’t.

I want it! ......what is it?

When the workweek is finally over and you can stop pretending to give a shit

Well it ain't called Redsky, y'know?

While not a replacement for actual counseling, let's admit some difficult truths, too: Human therapy often costs money/time that people don't have, there are often waiting lists, you often don't click with the first therapist you find, it's stressful finding providers, etc. AI therapy is a stopgap.

Kowtowing to an authoritarian and sanewashing his bs is a bad look to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together. I don’t see the point of MSM anymore for anyone other than the very rich or the very stupid.

Please. This is OBVIOUSLY a job for Omarosa.

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As a species of shark myself, glad to have you!

And the message continues to be, “How dare women think of themselves as equal? How dare they think their lives and their contributions to society are important?” I’m over it. I am over being told to sit down, shut up and just take it because otherwise some man might get uncomfortable.

me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer

I’ll eventually go a day without thinking of the Giddy Up Sluts bumper sticker I saw on Sunday, but not yet and not soon.

at least six times a day i earnestly ask myself, "is this real life?"

i can't be the only one whose internal monologue always, somehow, inexplicably pronounces this website as....bloo-skee.

the worst thing about conspiracy theories is that they're sometimes right

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"....very positive, very supportive."

Every once in a while I see a post on Reddit that makes me sigh and whisper wearily, “Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child.”

I am so tired of the media scolding us for being anti-fascist, anti-bigotry, and anti-TFG. Please fuck alllll the way off, that isn't going to change.