Me, ordering breakfast from a local joint infamous for its terrible coffee: "They moved locations a few years ago--I'm sure they got a fancy new coffeemaker!"
Me, drinking their coffee: "They did not."
MY CHURCH FINALLY GETS A WIN
No, indeed.
You and millions of us around the world.
I don't even know which one this refers to, there's such a variety to choose from.
Those of us of an older vintage can recall a time when we couldn't even envision a senior political administrator of any nation using a word like "suck," well ... anywhere. Are all of these American apparatchiks fifth-graders like their boss?
Pretty sure Canada will survive this devastating burn.
An episode of American Dad features an ad for a product called Beer Water and I'm like, isn't that just American beer?
From @joannacoles.bsky.social: David [Rothkopf] explains that "it’s not that [Trump's] playing 4D chess; it’s that he’s eating the pieces."
Not my pic, but I saw a yellow-bellied sapsucker in our birch this morning, and it looked much like this.
Well-done, Hungary. Well-done.
My husband actually likes orange Jello, if you're wondering what sort of weirdo I married.
I KNEW IT
Why do American shows set in the present day still have characters named Hank?
YUP!
I always viewed it as Europe saying, post-Holocaust, "Look, we might as well stop pretending that we can or will protect you, so here's Israel--bugger off." Then, yes, the unlooked-for Zionist stuff.
By the way, this "I rebuilt our military" thing--did I miss that? I'm not an American, but I have no recollection of this.
*eyeroll* The rest of us will just enjoy the image.
So are you returning to England? I've been out of the loop for a while.
Should sell well in Canada.
Imagine being a grown-ass woman named Taylor Frankie Paul.
Be patient--you'll get your chance!
OMG THE BLEP IS KILLING ME
He's pretty consistent, at least.
The upcoming CPAC is to be held at a place called the Gaylord Texan Resort and Convention Center and I just love that for it.
I've always maintained that. This includes his children, btw.
Peter Theil seems to be made of malice and nothing else. He doesn't even pretend to have one redeeming feature.
GROAN
I assume you're not coming to that conclusion just now.
I knew it right away because it's early Bart Simpson with a punched-in nose.
It's the teeny-tiny South Pacific ones that get me.