steve buscemi
if you leave, buscemi
humanity will grieve buscemi

my phone auto updated to the new iOS with the glass look. and listen, it looks unbelievably shitty. but at least now my phone is way less responsive and always hot.

Hello! You are warmly invited to co-create with our robotic mower!

i have been offered an incredible opportunity - to collaborate with a lawnmower

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A rectangle is walking :3

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

replacing social media with a website called Is Things Still Bad, which is just a page that says YES, and you read that and go on with your day

they should send hiroshi tanahashi's hair to me. so i can become him. its the logical move.

just popping down to the bone temple if anyone needs anything

been watching Hijack. VERY dumb show. they make a big deal of Idris Elba being a guy who does big money business mergers, as if that is somehow a power in this situation. BUT i think its supposed to code what his actual superpower is: he is an Alpha, who will big dog you.

new robbie williams album has a song called "morrissey." its about morrissey. its not bad! certainly better than the new morrissey song.

sure i guess that was kinda high impact. i just thought... nevermind.

Rating Information R 18+ High Impact Nudity

a thrilling warning at the start of this week's Pitt

CD case of the album United by the band Phoenix

relistening to some old CDs i dug up. this holds up a bit better than i expected. but. the 9+ minute "funky squaredance" is an absolute french crime.

also appreciate that the title of the Ebook included the pull quotes, making it look like the book is called "Rejection: Tulathimutte is a pervert"

just read Rejection by tony tulathimutte, incredible stuff. short stories about fucked up internet people, like you (not me tho.) full of sick shit and absolutely mindblowing observations about identity and internet life. "wow" - me

Picture of a tape of A Love Supreme by john coltrane in front of a boombox, with red lighting and stranger things font

Tape of a love supreme floating in front of the radio tower from stranger things

a cassette tape of A Love Supreme was a plot point in the final season of Stranger Things, so now i keep getting stranger things themed ads for a cassette tape of A Love Supreme. now you too can be just like those 80s kids - listening to modal jazz, on a boombox.

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

NO OTHER CHOICE is incredibly good and funny and ultimately depressing. park's done it again.

i like the pitt but i don't like when they show our inner meats. it's embarrassing. little bags of goo. disgusting.

weird guy in chair company. don't know his name sorry.

i have been watching "Chair Company" on the hbo and have decided to start "stanning" this man

After - Deep Diving (Official Music Video) YouTube video by After

if this whole 2k aesthetic revival thing is a competition to see who can make the bloopiest blue sky frutiger aero william orbit light burst trip pop, i think After might have it won
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTID...

those monsters sucked and they fucked

i hate AI, but i can recognise a good idea when i see it. weeby lashley 2026

new cut copy album is pretty solid, if you're into that sort of thing (cut copy albums)

lisa gilroy is on the new season of tv's "twisted metal" and i didnt recognise her at first. she's playing a cartoonishly disgusting little freak weirdo. so i should have realised.

this is the most compelling thing i have seen in wrestling all year

kicked out of Fascism for being Too Insufferable :-(

hey grok what is this place. grok. grok where are you. help me. what do i do. grok. grok. grok!!!!

THE GREAT PLAN:
- get one of those 1.5 litre waterbottles that gym dudes carry around
- fill it with milkshakes
- enter gym
- stand in middle of gym and chug
- run out of gym clutching forehead
- purge

i dunno if dutton posts on here but FUCK YOU LOL