VERSUS RAPHAEL

FIGHT!

soul calibur players have been ready for this the whole time

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

do you think if there was betting on who the next ceo to get luigi'd or data center burnt down will be they'd then give a shit?

"Why should I have to change my name? He's the one who sucks."

soon gen z's gonna rediscover the boondock saints and become absolutely insufferable about it. i saw this vision in my dreams and woke up in a cold sweat

The Minions were convicted at Nuremberg but escaped hanging because how do you make a noose work on that.

a picture of a bop it extreme

"put your thing down flip it and reverse it!"

"my wife recoils from me when i wear them" is an amazing self-report

......I'd quibble about how 'english' that word is, especially given the early 20th century spelling of it as 'marihuana' but given how muddled the etymology is I don't think I have more than a hazy case for this.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Cashier: I'm so curious why you need all this peroxide

Me: Oh, to bleach bones

Cashier: ...

Me: ...deer bones

Cashier, lowering voice to a whisper: Honey, I wouldn't blame you either way

Fellas, I don't think you realize how many women are normalizing the idea of doing what we have to do now.

Boomers have made it basically impossible for me to even dream of being able to own a home so like I can't do adult shit and worry about a mortgage

to the stoner girl ensconced in her fortress of a thousand baconators :

happy fort wendy

oh aye, I do agree they're a significant Problem.

the thing I'm pointing out is that there's specific bounds to the Problem that're documented, and that the surprise comes from those bounds having been violated in a way that causes me Work.

it's not surprising, no, but it is a security issue that the intrusive monitoring hooks are being put into undocumented - contrary to documentation! - locations; this makes it much harder to lock down installations to limit potential harm for those of us whose job it is to do so.

ok sure I have Van Morrison in my head this morning? why not.

the penne opticon

same! it's kinda awesome tbh.

I think it's more old people refuse to retire so 40 year olds are infantilized and have nothing but the wreckage of the world the boomers boomed to navigate

I'm gonna end up talking about ai shit at the work meeting again today I fucking know it.

putting my work brain on these days means going from chill, laid-back, compassionate me to a very spiteful, angry, and judgemental me and...gotta say, not really enjoying it.

like, I absolutely love glasses, especially if a girl can pull off librarian vibes with them; freely admit those are my weak point.

but this shit? zero fucking desire.

the 1950s style "birth control glasses" they handed out to enlisted draftees were sexier than these perv specs.

Cat Distribution System strikes again

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I mean sometimes there's video games

where is this rare injectable form of cannabis that people had access to in the old days

Google Starts Scanning All Your Photos As New Update Goes Live Google wants its AI to see all the photos of "you and your loved ones." Billions of users must now decide.

“Take a moment to think before you dive in. That’s the best advice for Google Photos users, as the company confirms its latest update can scan all your photos to “use actual images of you and your loved ones” in AI image generation.”

www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

the statement reads as a pretty tired rehash of late 20th-century demagogue talking points.

an org so mindlessly dependent on llms is not going to be able to meet emergent situations.