A masked femme suspended in rope inside a gym squats rack. Her head is tilted back and one knee is raised. There are lines going sideways, up, and down.
Had a lot of fun tying @spontaneity.bsky.social on this squat rack. So many fun places to attach to!
you prove love
Basically every criticism I’ve heard about universal/public healthcare systems is something I’m already experiencing. And is also more expensive.
How could you possibly be mean to someone wearing such cute socks???
5 jobs I’ve had:
Motorcycle wiring harness fabricator 🏍️
Ice cream scooper 🍦
Rent boy 💵
Day labor 💪🏻
Computer nerd 🤓
Yuuuup - I keep watching for that magic just right space
Yeah I’m spiritual, I lead people to say “oh my God” by the things I do
Switches are the best/worst/best
there is a sentient bacon, lettuce and tomato. text is: you make me BLT. believe love triumphs.
there is a handsome lobster man with large muscles. text is: pinch me… because i must be dreaming of a handsome lobster man
beautiful ankylosaurus with a skateboard. text is: are you an ankylosaurus skateboarder. because id like to rim your bowl
several living dice. text is: take a chance on me at the bisexual role-playing dice orgy
some VALENTINES DAY CARDS for the buckaroos. tag a bud who proves love
I squeed when I saw a new gumbo stall at my local farmers market. I can make my own, and will still always make me happy. Second day jambalaya is similarly improved, if any remains.
A $4 stud (ahem) and two hours of work including shopping trip, cleanup, & reassembly - my mattress foundation is better than new. #DadFlex now about that squeaky headboard….
Board flexed too much 🤣
The under side of a box spring. The wooden center beam is cracked and split. Shenanigans too shenanigany.
2x3” plywood beam over an 80” span is not sufficient for supporting the weight of several people. Related, I am probably shopping for a new box spring today. Going to attempt to replace that with some proper dimensional lumber first.
These are some good points to be mindful of
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
@chucktingle.bsky.social Seattle gets soaked repeatedly by three bisexual atmospheric rivers
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A bundle sheets very nicely folded. Pillow cases, flat sheet, and fitted sheet all in one tidy bundle.
This continues to bring me deep satisfaction.
Yup, I have that patch on my motorcycle vest 🤣
Big stretch high performance elastic sealant. Tag line is “won’t crack, it just stretches”.
Laughed out loud at the hardware store when I saw this
Your slack still slaps
Your alt text is always amazing, thank you for the effort you put into that 😍✨
Close up of a dirty dirty foot in the foreground. Person suspended in rope face is barely visible in blurry background.
Free feet.
🦶🏻: @spontaneity.bsky.social
📸 : me
I prefer “om-nom-nom-nivore” 🏳️🌈
TERRORISM EXPERT HERE:
He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group.
There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi.
He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
They never learn
If they don’t have slices of pineapple I don’t want it. Those look amazing.
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
A naughty little stuffed unicorn observes from the headboard as BacoNawa arches his booty I to the air. His Carhartts are slid down exposing his underwear. His long hair is visible on the bed next to him.
Tada!
“Sluttier in theory”