"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds: that is when the world will end." 🐰

Monsters.

Hey you got that ad campaign done?

Yeah, snack poured into a dead lady's hand just like you asked

What?

"Yes, Sir, it's done. The target has been neutralised. We're on our way right now to the extraction point. The biological evidence on the target's hands will be handled by the Cleaner Opossums. The bait has been laid as necessary. Barry, open the cages."

Yes. Maybe it will only be as minimally evil as it was before he got his claws on it.

I want a socialisation algorithm that is a kind, elderly, pot-smoking lady with split ends – not one that is an obscene, fascist, abusive billionaire on ketamine. Or just something like here on Bluesky, but without any advertising, even if she's a friendly advertising lady with soup.

Well, I think *I* said that it would happen, and that Mastodon was a healthier option... and then I proceeded to neglect Mastodon because it's too much bloody hard work without even a hint of a socialisation algorithm. This is still nicer, until it goes X-wards.

Sorry, there is too much text to transcribe here. Ask a robot or a sighted person to read it to you.

Your life is dull; my life is duller. Aim higher: aim #RachelRoberts!

A poster for Martin McDonagh's forthcoming film Wild Horse Nine, showing Rockwell and Malkotraz carrying pistols as they stride across Easter Island, in someone's gunsight.

Yes, please: I would like to see John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell as fellow CIA agents, with Tom Waits as Malkovich's brother. And Steve Buscemi as the Easter bunny or somethin

#WildHorseNine

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

A screenshot from a Tim Hortons promotional email with the heading "Go Banana's for Banoffee".

When Tim Horton[']s removed the apostrophe from its official logo, that was not a clumsy mistake but a capitulation to Quebec's Charte de la Langue Française, because French possessives don't got no apostrophes. But that is no excuse to completely shit on the apostrophe, as here, à la greengrocer.

Little Harold and Maude thread.

I’d never heard of it until a friend told me I reminded her a bit of Harold. I think I was being gloomy. I had no idea what she meant. So for years, I was looking for this film. And it didn’t seem to be anywhere. This was the mid 90s. Just a missing movie. >>

A map of the UK, with pins at various spots across the islands.

Help us map science history for #InternationalDayofWomenandGirlsinScience. We've launched a new interactive map of landmarks across the UK connected to women from science history, and we want your suggestions.

Explore the map and submit your landmark now: royalsociety.org/news-resourc...

You don't "characterise" numbers.

I'm fine with people being psychotic on their own time as long as it's a self-regarding action, but it's the inappropriate sexual behaviour with two 12-year-olds and the violent and abusive behaviour that I find most disturbing. And despite all that, he's slated to be in a Lynne Ramsay vampire film.

This is an interesting list, starting with Jesus of Nazareth and ending with David Icke and Ezra "We Need to Talk About Kevin" Miller. But Ezra Miller's own Wikipedia page is far more disturbing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- IT’S NIGHT AND SLUGGO FINDS A PAIR OF SHOES NEXT TO A TRASH CAN SLUGGO:HMM P2- SLUGGO PICKS UP THE PAIR OF SHOES SLUGGO: I'LL PLAY A TRICK ON CLANCY, THE COP P3-SLUGGO IS LAUGHING… SLUGGO: WAIT'LL HE SEES THAT P4- OFFICER CLANCY IS WALKING HIS BEAT WHEN HE WALKS UP TO THE BANK NIGHT DEPOSIT DROP BOX , HE IS SHOCKED WHEN HE SHINES HIS FLASHLIGHT ON IT, IN THE BOX SHUTE HE SEES THE BOTTOM OF A PAIR OF SHOES , HE THINKS SOMEONE HAS FELL IN THE DROP BOX

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 06,1958

The episode title is "FALLOUT star Dallas Goldtooh".

I loved your talk with @dallasgoldtooth.bsky.social! I have been a fan since watching Reservation Dogs, and I think William "Spirit" Knifeman is one of the great comic characters of all time. I wasn't expecting his chosen topic to be animé! There is a typo in his name in your episode title, though.

According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 — mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?

RIP Juliet Hulme aka Anne Perry: murderer, historical detective fiction writer.

Non-masked MN National Guard are out handing out hot chocolate, coffee and donuts to protesters. One simple act has de-escalated the situation and helped gain the trust of people. See the difference between professional soldiers and the pretend tough guys in CBP and ICE?

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all:

The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

Muthafucka's hand look like a spice melange explosion on a Dune Awakening world map, smh.

Lindsey Buckingham - Holiday Road (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster] YouTube video by Lindsey Buckingham

Today, decades late, I learned that the only really good thing about the National Lampoon's Vacation films (the incredible theme tune) was written and performed by Lindsey Buckingham of #FleetwoodMac. So now I can get it without the Chevy poison. Crazy coke-fuelled video, obvs.
youtu.be/KsYqIJqlPNc

ForwardBlue facebook ad suggesting that people sign up with them to register for the next No Kings day, which they are not involved in.

Please be aware that contrary to their fundraising ads, @forwardblue.bsky.social has no relationship with the No Kings mobilizations, no record of doing anything in support, no inside information, and is ignoring requests to cease advertising that suggests they are involved.

But this time I'm gasping for the next 173 minutes. Damn you, Jackson!