Lisan al-gaib!

Party's semi-plausible Plan A failed? Uhh... Guess we go with less plausible Plan B... Ok that failed too... On to batshit nonsense Plan C it is I guess

Printed boarding passes are vastly superior to using your phone.

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Technical difficulties in the hot dog department

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

Yeah pints here are 16 oz. First time I got a pint in Canada it was 20 ozs and thought I got away with something.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

It's so fun looking at the lineups for each track and wondering who's gonna come in as closer.

Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right

Mountain Mike v2 - Commander (Themberchaud) A Commander deck featuring Themberchaud by generaldisarray • View on Moxfield

In honor of our favorite place to play, I built Mountain Mike - a tribute to arcades, mountains, and pizza. Those pizza basic mountains are going to bankrupt me 😥

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

@physicalteducation.bsky.social

Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing

I try to not be nihilistic but, yeah, this is pretty much where I'm at these days.

Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏

There is exactly *one* big city mayor in the Bay Area who supported SB79, the holy grail of YIMBY housing reforms. It was Barbara Lee. No other big city mayor in the Bay Area chose to do so.

Do with that information what you will.

@mtbamford.bsky.social

Nice, congrats! I legit laughed a few times watching it and wondered who wrote it.

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

If you won't bring severe consequences for these relentless crimes against humanity, if you won't even consider it, if you won't even try then what is the point of you? Not just as a politician; as a human being.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be