Me: Liam, why did you stop eating? Are you sick?
Liam: No. I simply reject uninspired dining.
He got bored with his food y'all. $13 worth of luxury grated cheese later...
He hasn’t missed a meal in three days. Turns out my dog wasn’t sick. He wanted the premium upgrade in toppers. (pst he's ok)
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Ah... the noble alien noodle horse. Enjoying yesterday's fine weather with style.
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My dog sleeps so close to me he may as well file for joint custody of my side of the bed. Liam is basically a hot water bottle with paws and absolutely no respect for personal space.
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I opened a Patreon. It’s not a sales pitch, promise. There’s a free tier if you want a no-pressure peek, and paid tiers if you like books showing up early and often. Quiet vibes, cozy stories, zero guilt.
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My most recent ramblings on burnout. Check it out and let me know what you think! (link in comments)
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Do you struggle with to-do lists and working with your brain? Me, too. Check out this article where I break things down in my own neurodivergent way. #adhd #selfhelp #books #burnout #substack
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Are you curious about my thinking process and writing? Here's an interview of little ol'me with Joan Livingston. It was tons of fun answering their questions! #writing #author #romancebooks #romancereads
Doggo pic for tax. This gud boi woke me up last night to keep him company, so while I'm sitting here wide awake, he's snoring next to me. Yes, he still has the cone of shame on. #dogs #coneofshame #sleepisfortheweak
It’s here! 🌸 B&B on Blossom Street is officially live on retailers. A cozy bed and breakfast, second chances, and a love worth finding your way back to. Come check in. 💕 (Link in comments)
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Val Penny, a bestselling author, was kind enough to have me on their blog as part of a virtual book tour. Check out the article here! (Link in comments)
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Hello. It is still me, Liam.
I am STILL in the cone.
Time has lost all meaning.
I bump into walls. I bump into my human.
This is my life now.
Send help. And snacks.
The Bookshop on Blossom Street is on sale! (Link in comments)
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If you love cozy reads with a little gossip on the side, now’s the perfect time to dive in.
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Hello. It is me, Liam. I have been wronged. I have a cone. On my head. I am very sad about this development. To express my feelings, I bash my human with the cone. She says it is for my own good. I say this is unacceptable. Please keep me in your thoughts. And maybe snacks. Lots of snacks.
Liam didn’t wake me up last night but life still dragged me out of bed. And did His Royal Floofness come say good morning? Not a chance. He ignored me completely… right up until I opened a snack.
Dogs. Selective loyalty at its finest.
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
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