そのうちちゃんとかきたい

i'm gonna cast a spell on you
you're gonna do what i want you to
#ScoobyDoo #artph

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

LETS MF GO BUFFALO

being a full time Bruins hater until round 1 is over is my new job for the month

"Adjacent" is one of my favourite qualifiers when discussing porn genres because it simultaneously tells you everything and nothing. Like, what the fuck do you mean it's "vore adjacent"? I have more questions than I did before you said that. Hey. Hey, get the fuck back here.

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

bad day skating today and I've been upset since I got home at 10am because of it

I will forever be greatful to MXTX for the vague nature of PIDW so we can have endless fanfics of stupid wife plots and made up bullshit to feast on in fanfics

I AM ROCK HARD WE CAME BACK FROM A 2PT DEFICIT

violently oscillating between "I hate playoffs" and "this is the best thing ever" like it's a light switch

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

muzzled, collared, leashed, straitjacket, bound, caged, vicious and loved. thats hua cheng

Feng Xiao kneeling seductively, hiding his smile behind a folded fan. He’s definitely up to no good

Behold, the utter bane of Cui BuQu’s existence 😔

#fengxiao #peerless #wushuang #fengcui

Drawing of JL and LSZ. JL is flipping his hair with a haughty expression, his hair smacking right on LSZ’s face. LSZ is happily smiling.

The babies <3

#魔道祖师 #MDZS

I keep forgetting to do the dry land exercises so I can actually learn how to stop on ice and not wipe out in the process

making the most of my fiancé's temporary unemployment to fuck around at the mall and be weird together

すまほの壁紙にできるかもしれないです

looking disrespectfully at him 🥵🥵

#areszag smoochies

🫪
#10DANCE

FENG XIN WITH HIS WHOLE ASS OUT BROTHA

oh my god nobody look at me 🫣🫣

#fengxin #fengqing #tgcf #reallyfuckingnsfw

Guardian fake-boyfriend fic: archiveofourown.org/works/83267721

脱稿チキンレース開催中なんだけどこの期に及んでペン入れが楽しくてぇ…

chibi doodle of Shen Qingqiu with a cup of tea

i present: wife

boomers are on some shit, like, it's a baby of course it'll have tiny baby rolls?? wild times here.

and people wonder why our generation has boundaries with our parents??? holy shit that is insane to say about a literal infant