the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that onions take 15-20 minutes to caramelise

oh cool new worst day of my life just dropped

things are looking up

Text reads: Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia

🔴 Exclusive: Elon Musk’s slashing of US government spending has hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia

The programme, responsible for locating hundreds of children and reuniting some families, has been axed as part of DOGE's federal cost-cutting

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Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia Donald Trump’s federal cost-cutting - led by DOGE's Elon Musk – has now hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia

EXCLUSIVE: Investigators tracking Ukranian children abducted and taken to Russia have had to stop work as the Conflict Observatory's funding is cut by Elon Musk's DOGE.

The funding freeze impacts intelligence sharing w Ukraine and the efforts to bring these kids home
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Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia Donald Trump’s federal cost-cutting - led by DOGE's Elon Musk – has now hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia

Incredible story by @sanyaburgess.bsky.social

worth remembering that 'save the children' has been a maga catchphrase for years

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How Trump is lying about Ukraine and Zelensky - and why he's doing it The US President has called Volodymyr Zelensky a 'dictator' and falsely claimed Kyiv started the war - here are the facts

My only contribution to this was arguing about the headline for a solid 30 minutes, but nonetheless I am immensely proud of this piece of writing that we've had leading The i Paper's homepage overnight

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Imagine the UK government ever doing something as simple and beneficial for young people as this. You literally can't. It is genuinely outside our overton window.

Huge growth opportunity here. easy win for the government.

If Better Man wins the oscar for best visual effects i will transform into a monkey

i fear that today might be the day when I am finally forced to learn what an "asmongold" is

Musk is going to do his stupid X jump at the inauguration isn't he

I cannot stress enough how good this article is

that'll be £100. no, for a single. yeah, it's a seat. whats wrong, little lord fauntleroy can't sleep sitting up? food? fuck you

I'm trying to work out the worst-value thing I've ever purchased and have narrowed it down to two:

-a literal scam where someone stole £500 from me in exchange for a suit which never materialised

-a ticket for the caledonian sleeper

Never in my life have I typed "adobe Photoshop" into the windows start menu and wanted it to open Edge and search for "adobe Photoshop" on bing

you've never debated anyone like me before

every single night

why is the mainstream media ignoring this?

does he a) not know what a tariff is or b) think his audience is too stupid to know what a tariff is

I'm not entirely sure I'm on board with the rebranding of duo from silly owl to horny murderer

Quite uneasy about how we have all apparently decided that private healthcare is just a default feature of middle class jobs now. This... wasn't a thing ten years ago, right?

I took two (2) weeks of holiday

Anyway that's a roundabout way of saying if anyone has any good documentary recs I'd love to hear them

if the primary streaming platform is YouTube then no thanks tho

Went on Reddit for a documentary recommendation and the top rated suggestion was an absolutely mental conspiracy YouTube vid. The replies were mainly arguing that it was bad because it wasn't antisemitic enough.

Why is all social media like this now

Elon made things a lot worse but twitter was already seriously deteriorating as a platform for breaking news when he bought it. Back in 2018 or so it was imo the world's best breaking news source. May be something twitter did wrong,may just be an innate problem with scaling

Chunky flakes but yeah verging on sleet

The fact that I learned it was snowing in London via bsky before... looking out my window is the best proof yet that this really is the new twitter

i would honestly love someone to explain the Trump admin's trade policy to me because right now it seems like it's just "it's ok if we call it a tariff but bad if we call it a tax"

Got around to an i Paper starter park - follow here go.bsky.app/Qu14ij7