the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.
www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/
talk of stain removal leads to war but with some steps left out. Sometimes it feels like this stuff isn't under your control.
oglaf.com/beetroot/
Ha!
a book with 'great titties' written on the cover turns out to be full of teeth and mauls a man. In some ways, though, you want a little danger in your literature.
www.oglaf.com/papercuts/
really?
Sometimes it takes a moment t update- maybe give it a refresh and see?
Serving girl goes to party, acquires trophy prince. I mean, other stuff happens but that's the gist.
www.oglaf.com/sparkle-and-...
it's supposed to be his right
a man rubs, a lamp, as people so often do. It's a pervert lamp, though, so it gets no cleaner from the polishing.
www.oglaf.com/brass/
www.oglaf.com/lovebandits/
Definitely Zoinks
aw. just fiction, but thanks for your well-wishes.
an ultrasound image of a frankly pretty unsound baby
www.patreon.com/posts/152364...
aww. that makes me so happy.
a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.
www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/
Ooo. Wasn't supposed to be, but yeah, they're definitely related
the Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams. That sees like a weird job.
www.oglaf.com/zzz/
If dogs could read, I bet they'd choose not to.
Dog representation is pretty shitty in books.
Yes.
The most effective kind of crying.
“Astronaut” is ancient Greek for “Star Sailor”
But sadly that’s all we know about the ancient Greek space program.
yeah! Art by Trudy
Not this year, but we're hoping to take a new show to comedy fest in 2027
Ha!
Well alright! I will!
no plans at the moment, but I got dreams of taking live shows 'round the world
Hey!
It's such a great festival. We went for the first time a few years ago, got hooked
Yeah!
...I mean, lower your expectations. It's like a dumb hour of powerpoint.
flyer for a comedy show. A chicken fries an egg under the text 'only God can Judge me'
Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
Ha!