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#Cubs

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Q: What do Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Marjorie Taylor Greene all have in common?

A: They have all turned against Donald Trump for reasons other than him raping children.

Cubs need a home run prop. Hear me out…

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

Man, I loved this game.

Rotating view from the top of the Shedd Aquarium where Chicago meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-04-21 03:36:07 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: fox32chicago.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 48 F | 9 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: S at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 47%

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Two men in fatigues with their hands ziptied being arrested by Capitol Police

Dozens of people in fatigues lined up in the Capitol Rotunda with signage demanding an end to the Iran War

Dozens of US military veterans were arrested at the Capitol today during a protest against the Iran War.

Photos via @frankthorp.bsky.social

what

Fuck Matt Shaw but that was a great catch.

In a nutshell. 😊

Breaking: Local Goose Shows Michael Busch Where To Hit Baseball

Anything that brings back the original iMac colors.

I was well into my 20s before I knew, so don’t feel bad.

I would not say “the cool thing is you dont need to be an expert” if my job was, essentially, to be an expert

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Tell him I’m in for another $25.

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

Nico Hoerner has been named NL Player of the Week after hitting .346 with two homers, 11 RBIs, a walk, four runs scored, two stolen bases, a .577 slugging percentage & a .357 OBP.

Hoerner’s 10 RBIs in a three-game span made him the first Cub since 1898 to accomplish that feat while hitting leadoff.

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

https://www.theonion.info/

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

I don’t believe you.

This week’s main story is about prediction markets – platforms where you can bet on basically anything, from the weather to the war in Iran – the legal and moral questions posed by their existence, and why someone needs to take Shayne Coplan sweater shopping. The purple isn’t working, Shayne!

a vintage sci fi book cover illustration, a robot with long blonde hair and a handlebar mustache stands in front of a medieval looking castle. title reads:" The Robot That Smoked Weed All Day." .

happy 420 to those that celebrate

i've been posting this meme every year on this day for a decade now
#FourTwenty

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Ladies and gentlemen, Boner Lake.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.