squirrel raiding the biohazard disposal at the bottom surgery place to collect nuts for winter

me, to myself:
"there's ants in our socks"

"no there aren't, you saw an ant on the floor and you got paranoid"

"there's an ant on my butt!!"

"okay I will take of one sock and show you"

"what's that small dark spot?"

"it's a hole"

"THAT'S WHERE THEY GOT IN!!!"

Right Here, Right Now

aw! <3

a collage of different pixel art illustrations by Dinchenix showing her work, including landscapes, solarpunk scenes and space art

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god trans girls are so pretty

Forecast net femboy chart, greens are surging

🟢 Green Party election victory ‘would trigger 4.4m surge in femboy population’

🔗: telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

Anyway if anyone's looking for a fully remote shader artist with 25 years experience and multiple triple-A games under her belt, hit me up.

execs: "we're just clarifying the rules"
email: "you need to change what you're doing to be in line with the new rules, which haven't changed, but also what you're doing is now against the rules when it wasn't before, but the rules haven't changed."

Bluesky notification: "Chiitan liked your post"

omfg this has made my night 🩷🌈

I'm trying to go to bed but a friend posted a picture of some pasta and now I am STARVING

Yeah, I dreamt of being a polyamorous queer woman who makes videogames. I thought it was impossible, but I thought about it a lot.

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon.

Okay, don't.

Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere.

If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

I'm actively trying to embrace things I've avoided because of fear that people would think they're cringe

I should get more plushies

Your mission:

Unabashedly enjoy the things you like.
Drop the qualifier of "guilty" in guilty pleasure.
Celebrate creativity and diversity of interest - including your own.

i didn’t expect to turn out trans or polyamorous or kinky, so you can imagine how surprised i am to be sitting here with C cups and four partners and having absolutely debaucherous thoughts of being [nope] and [not on main] and [absolutely not] all night long

A poster with a bunch of black and white pictures of pollution coupled with big text that says: THERE ARE NO FIVEY EAR PLANS ON A DEAD PLANET THERE ARE NO STOCK INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS ON A DEAD PLANET THERE ARE NO COCKTAILS BY THE POOL ON A DEAD PLANET THERE ARE NO END OF SEASON EVERYTHING MUST GO!! SALES ON A DEAD PLANET THERE IS NOTHING ON A DEAD PLANET

This poster goes hard.

waiting until the last minute is nice until the last minute

So that's how to do winged eyeliner

Gotta get myself a sword...

"his suspension was upheld" - he lost
according to the wikipedia page he won in the lower courts but lost in the supreme court

Not an irl example but a friend of mine made one of her partners a leg band to wear in second life

The following are all panels of a comic. We begin with the words: When I was young, I would sometimes daydream that a woman would appear from the future... (The image contains only text.)

...and tell me that she was me. (An adult woman's hand reaches down towards the hand of a young person.)

"In the future," she would tell me, "There is amazing medicine and surgery that can change your body." (The woman is now shown stepping through an arched open doorway and holding the young person's hand in a gesture of comfort.)

She would do a turn, her dress flowing, her hair long and beautiful. Then I'd force myself back to reality and tell myself: "Those drugs don't exist, that's not possible. It's all fantasy. Forget this." (The daydream over, the young person sits at a desk, sadly resting their head in their hand.)

As I learn more about myself, memories come into focus that make a lot more sense given what I know now. I've collected them into a story called Before I Knew It. (1/6)

Useful tip but will be forgotten because the hedgehog is wearing a waffle as a hat!!!! It's got a waffle hat! it's so cute!!!

if you see this, post something you saved because it's funny

idk I think our greatest dream is the end of poverty

(Yes, I'm lib-posting, yes there are much more important things than going to the moon, but I'm an autistic space nerd let me have this.)

Some people see science as a frivolous indulgence, but that's capitalism and war. They're expensive and they benefit almost nobody.

How can anyone can look at the war in Iran and the Artemis mission, and the respective budgets of each, and come to the conclusion that space science is the problem?

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

Watching the Artemis II livestream. 3 hours til landing, the astronauts have deactivated their toilet. Gonna be landing with full bladders. I guess that's why they call it splashdown.