Good tip and thanks for educating me!

Well that’s annoying. Honestly, how can you trust ANYTHING these days?

Overly? Overly? So just anti-Semitic would be fine?

Oh lord! Don’t they look so polished, classy and elegant! Seems only five minutes since we saw them move into the WH

Then, like the alien unfurling from Ripley’s escape pod, she burrows out from behind the pillow, underneath the iron head board on my bed, stretches and demands a cuddle. #Cats #Hiding #Panic

Searched the house. Then again. No sign of Foreign Feline.Checked under beds, in wardrobes and kitchen cupboards. Checked sofa cushions and airing cupboard. Checked bathrooms, shower and cabinet. Checked garden, shed and office. Panic. Panic. #Panicpanicpanic.
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And VERY handy for dusting!

In a quiet moment during world events I can say it truly is Spring. There are polka dots of cherry blossoms on the pavements, the sun is shining, spring flowers are blooming and there are butterflies in the garden. Take a second to embrace it, breathe deeply in and enjoy it all. #Reset #Spring

Well only other answer is ‘hugged by a gorilla’ but I doubt you found one of those in the undergrowth…

Back in the day when we used to hand in CVs when applying for jobs, I used to put ‘shouting at the radio’ as one of my hobbies. Nearly always got an interview, and they’d always ask why….

I normally take a magnesium supplement and a hay fever pill (cheaper than nytol) at night. Can then drift off to Radio 3 until around 6ish.
But yes, I feel your pain honey.

Poor bunny. Tried taking an anti-histamine?

My Gentleman Caller has returned from his overseas business trip. Obviously I am overjoyed to see him and not just because of my favourite foreign chocolates he has bought me.

Why didn’t we see it before? Proves that Big State BBC were softening us up!
I for one, welcome our Clanger overlords…

Well, now you mention it…..

Consultant (gently): It’s bad news I’m afraid.
Me (tearfully): What about a transplant?

Danny the plumber (firmly): Can’t do that sadly - it’s a brand new boiler required.

#WoeIsMe

I’ve a liking for a Worcester! Had a couple of those in previous houses. But let’s see what the lovely Danny the Plumber has to say. (And keep everything crossed)

As long as it IS just ‘ouch’ and not ‘completely shafted ouch’

I simply LOVED that when it came out.

Well buggeration. No, Ruslana didn’t spill the kettle - the boiler is leaking…
I feel I *may* be spending a lot of money fairly soon.

I normally do embroidery but am now thinking of taking up knitting so I can sit by a tumbril in the future.
#AndrewArrested

Livestock on the line is often popular.

And possibly d) security queues.
(After the ‘Vogue’ incident)

Back from Madeira and sadly back at work. I am now heartily sick of both a) working and b) washing.

Did you send greetings to them all?
I share a birthday with Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols. The bugger never sends a card…

You’ll get there. I found that working on a small diy project focussed on the ‘me-ness’ and I came out contented with ALL my choices.

Now on my list!

For me: I discovered it was the peace of having a house to myself. I did not have to compromise about decorations, furniture, where things should go, artwork on the walls, paint colours, meal times and whether the cat was allowed on the bed. All ultimately me. And no more duvet stealing!

I need all the civilising I can get.

I feel it’s churlish to refuse their kind offer…