If you put this on a really heavy parcel would they still have to pay the postage?

Baffling that they haven't done so.

A brexit u-turn is exactly what we need.

I've been sent on two errands already for my wife to make some while it's in season - fab with gnocchi

Earns? Grifts more like.

I now have two daughters in law who bring me their shoes to clean!

An oil portrait of a man in a striped shirt sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

An oil portrait of a man in a striped shirt sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

An oil portrait of a man in a striped shirt sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

A new portrait - The Restaurateur, Marcus Luporini.
Oil on canvas with gilded edges. 40x60cm. Contact me for portrait commissions - simon@simongoss.com

#portrait #portraitpainting #contemporaryart #fineart #portraitart #portraiture #portraitcommission #commissionportait #getpainted

Not quite going the way the Daily Mail hoped. Excellent. Feel free to join in... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Boy that was satisfying.

Hopefully they’ll keep him

My wife uses the same tactic for me.

He would

Game changer

But not in any way as useful

I. Shine. Confessions of a Boot Boy

Here's a little story about shoe polishing -

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A phrase to embrace...

If Vermeer painted rugby boys at home instead of maids…

That's big of them.

Nigel Farage is the main promoter of the stupidest British foreign policy decision since Suez. How anyone can consider him a viable candidate for national leadership after Brexit is beyond me.

My arteries just hardened watching that

"It's England's fault." Full stop."

Cats on the other hand, totally clued up, natch.

Release all the Epstein files now!

Watercolour of a nude trans life model seen from behind.

two drawings of a nude trans model

standing nude trans model drawn in soluble graphite

standing nude trans model drawn in soluble graphite

Ashley, from last week's session @elysiumswansea. Here are some of the short poses in carbon pencil on cartridge paper.

#lifedrawing #nudeportrait #nudedrawing #bodypositive #nudemodel #transmodel #nudetransmodel #nudeportraitpainting #transart #debutnude #bodypositivity #nudeart #nakedtrans

5 minutes or so I think
Plenty to restart and receive

He should have taken the three
Bloody stupid not to

Commentators are actively putting me off watching rugby after 50 odd years

Bath

The right don’t deserve a say

No it’s the last thing we need. The government has a massive majority just rejoin now ffs.