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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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Tesla talked about it back in their early days but gave up due to the capital costs as well.

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"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Chiitan"
"No, what's your gender"
"Mascot"
"No, what's in your pants?"
*pulls out baseball bat, violence ensues*

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Bested by a tape line. An edge case they never tested for apparently.

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And he was a software engineer before he was a novelist.

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Heard someone shout HURRY UP!

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Imagining JD on a small stage at a podium behind chicken wire.

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He's like an unrelenting staph infection we haven't been able to kick. That changes this year.

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Doggies with jobs using their superpowers to make the world a little less crappy.

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Between this and tackling the scaffolding pestilence, NYC is going to continue to get prettier every day.

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Voting to recall Persky was the highlight of all of my voting experiences. I took my son who was 13 at the time with me and explained it all to him.

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He's also monopolizing the arm rests.

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CIS people (especially white men) please read this. This fight is not trans folks fight. This is why they are leaving. This is why gay folk are leaving. This is why all women should be making plans. What they take from one they will take from all.

This story lays it out succinctly, w impact

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ChatGPT rates the song I made
ChatGPT rates the song I made YouTube video by FatherPhi

In the same lane:

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Lord, you ain't lyin'. I watched the whole series with my teenage son and WHEW! We created a core memory with the one episode - I'm sure you know it. Anyway, Wilson's stuff is great, just beware.

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Voice is still pristine. Kids, don't smoke!

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Systemic. That's what it is.

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S.J. Sharkie gets stuck - March 12, 1999
S.J. Sharkie gets stuck - March 12, 1999 YouTube video by Puckguy14

Best we can offer is getting Sharky caught in the rafters.

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Isn't it refreshing? I am so happy for them.

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RIP Flat Earth Dave. You would have hated this.

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Good thing I was already curled in the fetal position under my desk.

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It all comes back to how bad of a business person Musk actually is. The Tesla home energy stuff, like the Power Walls and the solar roof tiles, are all dead in the water. Tesla's innovation is dead and as Musk gets more involved at SpaceX, you can bet the wheels will fall off there as well.

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He's gonna be so surprised to find out Matlock isn't available.

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Shit, I shoulda saved mine.

Get a shadowbox. Display it proudly.

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NASA grade mics ain't cheap.

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This is what toaster ovens are for. Place a drip catcher and yer good. My mom enflambe'd our toasters many times so I think about this all the time when I see toaster misuse.

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Until we come up with another way of getting out of orbit that doesn't involve being strapped to a massive, mostly controlled bomb, it's always a risk.

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I feel my 18 month old is cooler than me! 😎 #toddlermom #drumming #momlife
I feel my 18 month old is cooler than me! 😎 #toddlermom #drumming #momlife YouTube video by Meaghan Ranee

I'm replying to myself to make my point. Because I want to be her friend.

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This woman's videos always deliver.

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Nonzero chance that the Pope knows the lyrics to Warpigs.

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