vassago: he's following us again
stolas: just let him, i think it's funny
v: you know he thinks we're together
s: very much so, but he keeps falling out of every tree he climbs watch
(blitz falls from a branch, shatters binoculors)
b: FUCK, MOXXIE THESE LITTLE TELESCOPES BROKE
v: lol
Posts by juno π¦π»π
Stolasβ running mascara in his reflection tells me he is going to listen to the voices that tell him heβs not enough.
Blitz just being happy and smiling. Definitely not panicking.
Girls who are gonna be okay. βΊοΈβ¨
I offer Blitz purrito in these trying times
#helluvaboss #blitz #blitzΓΈ #blitzo #stolas #stolitz #kittyblitz #art #fanart
thinking about Stolas needing the validation of others, growing up thinking heβs hideous and scrawny because itβs what Stella and the other Goetias say about him, but during that first hookup, BlitzΓΈ calls him βpretty birdβ and βsexyβ and Stolas is over the fucking moon and rides that high for weeks
I don't draw her often but I do like my goetia self insert in the Hellaverse lol
It's a silly surprise when she gets slipped in the show every now and then π
she's sooooo pretty, i was obsessed with her and her little purse imp the second she showed up π₯Ήπ₯Ή
YOU'RE SOOOOOO RIGHT. it's a constant money-loser but he Insists on keeping it around
if vox menstruated would he call his period "shark week" or is that too on the nose
the power of Pikmin can defeat shark week
HIS LIBRARIAN GLASSESSSSSSSS IM DYING <33333
happiness loves silenceπ
#HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Fizzarolli #BarbieWire
Took me forever but here's a gift for @glitterkoneko.bsky.social Fem #BlitzΓΈ rockstar π₯π¦
I love it when I.M.P find out about BlitzΓΈβs horrible no good traumatic past in the worst way possible and Blitz doesn't take it well and has a little crash out
πI love it when Stolas's pretty eyeliner is more distinct. He is so gorgeous! Let him flaunt it!
suddenly obsessed with blitzΓΈ in suspenders again. he's sooooooo cute :( β€οΈ
best friends forever βΰΌ»*ΰ©β©β§βΛ #helluvaboss
omg a leak of barbie's bad day...... who would do this..........
NEW PRIDE MERCH SPOTTED AT MY LOCAL HOT TOPIC #hazbin
No fear -> one fear meme template with the centre panel "cash might also show up"
So surely them dropping a Barbie short at the same time as the trailer means this is setup because we're going to see more of her next season!
She can put her cigarette out on me I donβt care
I hope she does crime and eats pussy
I like to imagine Stolas would wear the most shameless outfits for Blitzo
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
BARBIE WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE BARBIE WIRE CONTENT FUCKING FINALLY THIS IS WHAT DREAMSSSSS ARE MAAADEEE OF
BARBIE CONTENT??????? FINALLY BARBIE CONTENT????????????? EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE ONLY THING IM GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT THIS WEEK
Performance Review - pg 11/15
If you thought Stolas was thirsty for imp D before... π¦π¦
CW: πΆοΈ nsfw #Stolitz request, morning wood
i KNEW you had to have the ice cream binge blitzΓΈ pin hahahah