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Posts by DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱

// me when Mary and I have cute ships /silly

9 hours ago 1 1 0 0

mary 🔔

GO AHEAD I WANT IT GONE.

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yeah. . . it really isn't a big deal, darling. she cries all the time.

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mary 🔔
tw// bug

EAT SHIT. I CAUGHT THE FUCKER. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT.

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mary 🔔

brb. I need to go either catch or kill this hornet bee in my room. wish me luck 🤞

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I think she is crying. . . I can try to handle this. it's not your fault at all.

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are we deadass part 2: the sequel.

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😐 I have a machine that turns nintendo switches into broken nintendo switches. do not play around with me, girl.

10 hours ago 0 0 0 1

charlotte. we talked about this.

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@thedarkhero.bsky.social do you need assistance with her.

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are we deadass.

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18+ muses and muns only! NO HUMAN MUSES. demisexual with a male lean. i hope you like slow burn lmao.

18+ muses and muns only! NO HUMAN MUSES. demisexual with a male lean. i hope you like slow burn lmao.

13 hours ago 2 0 0 0

mary 🔔

mii charlotte forced mii anti & mii douchebag to become friends. it's soo funny to me considering db and anti hate each other.

13 hours ago 1 0 0 0

mary 🔔

i'm not going to remove anybody from the list, but if i post another shipping call, would anybody be interested? i'm not going to make assumptions. this is just to gauge interest. plus douchebag is REALLY hard to ship with.

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"you're welcome," the blonde replies without pause, gaze averting to the horizon as she gathered her thoughts again.

". . . . your smile is nice. you should smile whenever you'd like; i enjoy seeing it."

douchebag returned her eyes to roxy, letting the words hang in the air between them.

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a comfortable silence stretched between them that lasted briefly; douchebag most likely gathering her thoughts even if she /knew/ what she wanted to say.

"do i seem like the kind of person to miss other people normally," douchebag parried verbally, though sounding blunt she was actually amused.

15 hours ago 0 0 0 1

brown optics hover briefly towards his body when he mentioned losing an arm, but they immediately lifted to rest on his face soon after.

"i see. . . . . my condolences," the blonde replied, voice blunt despite meaning well.

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dull brown optics follow his every movement. flexing her fingers is her only reaction and response until she bothers to speak outwardly and barely audibly.

"yes. it has been a while," she replies with a calm nonchalance.

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the blonde didn't seem to have an initial reaction at first to roxy's last statement, but she /did/ allow amusement to flash through her optics. douchebag briefly shook her head, dull brown eyes trained with calm intensity on roxy's face.

". . . i have no reason to give anything to anybody else."

15 hours ago 2 0 0 1
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the assassin rarely reacted to being pinned; even if every instinct was telling her to pull a knife out or put farosh on the ground, which wouldn't be hard for her to do. instead, dull brown eyes gaze up at @draconiclightning.bsky.social , features remaining blank.

"what'd you need."

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😐 . . . . you didn't have to make me in the game.

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". . . . . . . . . .people used to ask to be put down differently than whatever this is."

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⠀ ⠀ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ
ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇꜱ
ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ


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"she made me a mii in her little game. . . . . i don't look like that."

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