Last week of my 20s ✌🏻

🗣️I love shorebirds!!!

Piping Plovers bring me so much joy every year 😤

Robby’s sabbatical is gonna turn into a 3-month paternity leave

Hannah Einbinder you will always be my crush

Murder My Stupid Ass Please

Blue Ann Dowd

That time of the year where the humidity is so high that it is impossible for me to feel dry after both taking a shower and running to the train

Imani and Pippin at Montrose 🥺🥹 I am so thrilled ❤️

I hate Taylor Swift but even she does not reach “top ten worst white women” territory. Grow up. You can just mute Lena’s name and ignore her.

Chat what’s the worst thing a white woman can be? an oppressor, a supporter of genocide, a power-hungry tyrant? Oh, no? The answer is mentally ill and sometimes kind of annoying?? Got it.

I saw someone refer to Lena Dunham as “top ten awful white women” and I’m like…I’m pretty sure there are white women who have done way worse things than have chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome

Those weird “paintings” featured in the Drag Race semi-final were definitely AI generated, right??

Thank god Hacks is back so I can see more of my dream girl (Hannah Einbinder)

The answer to the headline question is still “no”

lol it’s all good you just walked right into that one (and I say this as a pretty big Bowie fan)

you’re right, he blamed it on coke lol

The non-airport part of the O’Hare community

Rent going up again 😑

I hope Jane Don’t never returns for All Stars, she doesn’t need it. Ru doesn’t deserve a round 2.

absurd, outrageous

there’s really no point in finishing out this season of Drag Race after that elimination

I found the thumb drive with a backup of my late dad’s iTunes. 60 GB of deep rockabilly and new wave cuts 🙏 complete with his custom genres

Austin Powers is a force for good

Washed my spiro down with a mocha, tasted like mint chocolate

It’s insane how Chicago traffic disappears when school is not in session

It’s a zero meetings Thursday 🙂‍↕️🙏 🗣️NO MEETINGS

as someone who was on that site for 15 years and deleted my account as soon as Grok started producing cp—you can leave. Just download your data and delete. Guess what—my life has been fine, better even. Stop chasing the high of mid-2010s Twitter cause it’s never coming back.

Trust can be built/broken. What constitutes either is up to each individual, each relationship. Breaking trust is bad. But how trust is broken depends on the person. Jealousy that drives ppl to track their partner’s location, etc. is a personal issue that should be addressed, not applauded

We take this concept that is highly personal, highly specific to each person and each relationship, and enforce generalized black and white rules upon them. Y’all act like “cheater” is a literal defining descriptor, not an action at a point in time. There is not a class of ppl who are “cheaters.”