Winston the black pug mix sits and smiles wide at the crosswalk waiting his turn.

Winston the black pug mix and his friend Chewie the tan and white Maltipoo sit and expectantly wait for treats, teeth out, locked in.

Winston the black pug mix smiles with all his best teeth out while rooting for his friend’s kid all team.

Does anyone need some perfect photos of my dog??? Guaranteed serotonin boost or your money back!!!

A Life Lived Like a Lightning Bolt An ode to a friend and neighbor taken way too soon.

I lost a friend and neighbor this week, and this is me trying to process my grief.

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“Being unlikeable shouldn’t be a cancellable offense” it isn’t but BEING AN UNSAFE CREEP SHOULD BE (CONSEQUENCES MATTER), AND YET HERE WE ARE!!!

Louis CK forced women to watch him masturbate for years; it was one of the worst kept secrets in town. He has continued to have a successful career (on his own terms!) in the ensuing years.

Men get infinity chances and women get one if they’re lucky and ANYTHING can and WILL be used against them.

Screenshot of the press release about Louis CK’s new Netflix comedy special.

Ahh yes, cancellation ruins lives 🙄

We’re baking a gluten free gooey butter cake tonight!!!!!!! 6pm PST/3pm EST on IG Stories!

Going live on IG Stories at 5pm PST to try and wrangle up some dinner and chat with you all!!

If you want to share on IG (I would appreciate it!):

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A poster that reads “Lutie’s Chaos Kitchen: freshly baked. Streaming bi-weekly” and details that include “Tuesday Treats at 6PM PST” and “Sunday Supper at 5PM PST” as well as the Instagram handle @alicialutes and sketches of several food items.

Starting this Sunday evening, I’m doing a twice weekly cooking livestream (one for baking, one for cooking) on IG (for now! May try to also stream to YT)!

ICYMI?? idk

My Bully, The Murderer A little bit of personal lore for the uninitiated.

Wrote something for my newsletter about my middle school bully, a man who went on to commit a brutal murder years later.

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I decided SO LAST MINUTE to do this bake sale, I was so worried no one would show up after some hateful jerk in my neighborhood tore down most of the flyers.

But my community, my friends, and random passersby on the street showed UP! The neighborhood kids made signs! I’m so overwhelmed and happy.

Holy SHIT I RAISED $1,000 for CHIRLA TODAY! 🥹🙌😭

Please share and come thru! DM me for exact address! ALSO I MEANT TO TYPE LOS ANGELES BUT Y’KNOW

Venmo for @alicia-lutes for donations for her anti-ICE bake sale.

A poster for Alicia’s anti-ICE bake sale happening 2/826 at 10pm-2pm at the intersection of w. 6th and Masselin in Los Angeles.

Winston the black pug mix smiles and IMPLORES YOU to come to Alicia’s bake sale on Sunday morning!!!

HEY LOS ANGELS DID I MENTION I AM THROWING AN ANTI-ICE BAKE SALE ON SUNDAY THE 8th?! From 10am - 2pm I will be slanging gluten-free and gluten-full baked goods I and a few friends make to benefit CHIR-LA!! Will also accept any donations to the cause! My goods are LEGIT and YES WINSTON WILL BE THERE!

This Catherine O’Hara news is gonna fuck me all the way up today. SHE WAS THE BEST 😭

lol thank you for appreciating my RAGE

okay I feel better now sorry everyone I love you okay here’s a picture of Winston to make up for it bye

Anyway I love people so much and that’s why I’m a Leftist and a progressive and why I just want these weird and obsessive white supremacist fuckos to LET PEOPLE LIVE AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE! You’re already incurious everything this shouldn’t be hard

Do you think you’re smarter than THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF HUMAN EVOLUTION, JIMBO? Hey KEVIN, are you really telling me with your whole chest how ignorant you are??? YOUR SHAME KINK IS NOT MY PROBLEM, RICHARD, I do not consent to you forcing your stupidity on the REST OF SOCIETY, DOUG!

I just have a lot of rage I need to channel in your general direction because this weird, lizardbrain urge you subhuman wart-infested mops have to turn everyone into the same sort of incurious thumb is ACTUALLY SO EMBARRASSING AND WEIRD and it’s so fucking creepy that you care at all!

Maybe just this once we bring bullying back because I am not above going low to protect my fucking neighbors and family from YOUR EMBARRASSINGLY OBSESSIVE NEED TO BE STOMPED ON BY NAZIDADDIES WHILE YOU PLAY DRESS UP LIKE THE BIG BOYS TO FEEL SOOOO STRONG AND BIG AND COOL!!

If you’re in ICE or just generally a fascist loser, I hope you get incurable athlete’s foot. I hope your mother tells you she’s embarrassed of you every single day. I hope you get permanent diaper rash around your asshole and balls. And ingrown hairs EVERYWHERE. I hope you get bitten by 9,999 ticks!

Anyway, i hope everyone in ICE shits themselves in public every day for their rest of their lives. I hope they always have a booger hanging in their nostril. I hope their BO never leaves them like even their AI girlfriends eventually will. You’re so embarrassing a sycophantic robot would leave you!!

I am all out of fucks and my skin has grown a A LOT THICKER these past ten years. I’ve also been to therapy so I HAVE THE TOOLS NOW to not only channel my rage but wield it like a goddamn samurai sword, and eviscerate your entire sense of self, YOU DUMB LITTLE CREEPS!

Go ahead add me to your list!

You fucking weirdos in government want to say the sky is green and women are evil and anyone not white is a direct descendant of Satan, who was also a real human person????

OKAY YOU IGNORANT DINGLEFUCKINGBERRIES, you embarrassing shitstains on the toilets of America, you incel WIENERS! Fine! Fine.

The thing is, we’ve now spent nigh on a decade being bullied by the same sort of people who bullied me as a kid and YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TIME AND BRAVERY FOR NOW THAT I DID NOT THEN?

Bullying the fucking bullies right the fuck BACK.

Answer: GOOD!!!!

Winston the black pug mix stands up smiling wide, excitedly waiting for a treat

Winston the black pug mix stares in awe as he stands on his hind legs hoping for a treat!!!!

News? Bad! Winston? GOOD????

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