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This makes perfect sense

This might be the single mistake complicated fucken recipe I've ever done. Just so much SHIT everywhere.

Making Nigella's stuffed shells. Have spent the last half hour destalking fucking spinach THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD

Ok Jessie Ware we get it you want a fucken number 1. Kylie taught you too much.

Bit perplexed by all the stuff around QE2's 100th birthday. I get marking it but also - she is v much dead so it v much isn't a thing...

Just finished the last of my glittery Glinda juice and I am BEREFT

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No sorry my knees are young and beautiful I'm all good x

No sorry that's not an old song you misunderstood the assignment x

I've just realised I run faster than the bike so honestly what is the fuckin point.

Certainly not older than me that's for sure. A BABY.

If it helps I thought you were way younger than you are 👀

Doesn't look v naked ngl

If it HELPS the people I know who've had the same issue have eventually resolved it but it takes a long time as you are currently finding

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Don't skip, post you in another country

But the real mystery is, where am I?

I do live just off the busiest road in Birmingham though so getting the bike onto the actual road was a very 'fuck it, might die' moment

Fuckin ell bbz I'm sorry.

Rode a bike for the first time in 20 years today. Absolutely fuckin petrifying but also felt like I was in Stranger Things. Weirdly fun.

Absolutely no fuckin chance whatsoever

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

Le brag

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

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Genuinely can't decide whether moving or doing an extension will be more of a hassle 🙃

Were...

Oh what's the POINT. They dealt with the purchase of our current house and we're equally fucking useless 😅

Got to the house and they've already accepted an offer and the agents just never thought to tell us? Estate agents doing a lot to redeem their reputation as usual 🙃 good job it was only up the road 😅

Fucking got it didn't I 😎