Coat

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Now that the season is coming to an end, the Pittsburgh Winter Collection is half off at a shop near you!

Tankies: “wHy IsN’t SoMeOnE eLsE dOiNg ThIs FoR mE?”

It doesn’t matter how big a No Kings crowd is if no one in that crowd can be bothered to vote.

If you want change, vote for it. If you just want to socialize, join a club.

Everyone Else Is An Asshole YouTube video by Reel Big Fish - Topic

You're on your own, assholes. I tried to reach out and you rejected me because you already know everything at the age of 20. Well, fine. You can figure it out.

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Except I really don't care what happens to you because you did this to yourselves. I have to concentrate on keeping my own head above water. I can't afford to give you my charity.

Hey! MAGA and non-voters! Guess what? You fucked us and you fucked us good. But guess what else!!! You're fucked, too. Drown in your tears, assholes. How's that revolution going, little children? I hope mommy and daddy can still afford to pay your rent after they've lost their jobs.

A handsome orange tabby boy is laying on his fat mama’s lap and is trying to go to sleep with the St. Patrick’s Day green lights on. He’s wide awake now. We’ll see how this shakes out.

Mr. Frito Jeremiah McFlerken snoozling under the St. Patrick’s Day colors. Or as we say in Pittsburgh, PA, “kellers.”

A handsome orange tabby boy in blue light doing what he does best: napping on soft blankets.

Fito aka Flerken aka Frito Jeremiah McFlerken napping on his 3000 blankets.

So glad to see Molly, aka The Thing of Evil still happy and thriving!

I’m guessing the women will have way more fun in Vegas with Flava Flav than the dudebros will have eating lukewarm hamberders at the WH.

OK, snow, you were pretty the first two days, but you can go ahead and fuck right off now.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Now he can run and play all day and eat whatever he wants.

You don't even want to know what sacrifice was required in order to get some time on a UNIVAC I.

A handsome orange tabby boy allows mama to touch his belly. WOW.

I’m touching The Belly. And he’s OK with it. For now. If you don’t hear from me in three days, it’s because I’ve been cut to ribbons. I’m okay with that.

Flerken, not Fleten. Goddamn fat fingers…

A handsome orange tabby boy snoozes on the couch, dreaming about ways to tell mama he wants breakfast by pushing things of every flat surface. How do you know Earth isn’t flat? Because cats would have knocked everything off of it by now if it was. Take that, conspiracy cranks.

Fleten doesn’t sleep, he waits.

A young orange tabby is glaring at me like he’ll never get old and need me to massage his paws. He’s laying near his 15 blankets (14 of which he liberated from me, c’mon leave at least one, bruh.

“What do you mean you have to work on New Year’s Eve and will be asleep by 10? I made snacks!”

A handsome orange tabby cat is wrapped up in a blanket that was gifted to his mama. He has 15 blankets already. He’s The Princess and the Pea right now. And his mama is damn cold.

Flerken. Flerken, my dude. You’ve got 15 blankets. Leave me one, bruh.

It must be exhausting for him to be so angry all the time.

But Jeezly Crow, he’s a brat. But I can live with that because he’s cute.

But here I am with a cat. My name was next up in the cat distribution system. Nothing I can say or do will change that. This cat was destined to live with me and I was destined to live with him. And I love him.

A handsome orange tabby sleeps peacefully on the couch, where he is welcome.

OK, Universe, I think you’re just fucking with me now. I said my my next pet would be a cat after Elizabeth transitioned, but I wasn’t expecting a cat less than a year later.

A handsome orange tabby boy sleeps warm and safe on his couch. It used to be my couch, now it’s his. Love you, baby boy.

Hey, bud. When I put you in your carrier and in the car it doesn’t mean you’re going to a new home. It just means you’ll be there for a bit and I’ll pick you up later and take you home. This is your forever home for as long as I live. I promise that.

It’s pieces of paper taped to the wall! I guess whoever hung it knows it won’t be there for long.

Did any of the other Dems who won by more than .04% complain about not getting a pat on the back?

Even being the head of a nation isn’t enough to protect us from entitled, predatory men.

There’s no other way to explain this footage!

What in Caucasian Hell.

The disco hotspots hold no charm for you

Asia - Heat Of The Moment (Official Music Video) YouTube video by AsiaVEVO

ASIA, BISHES!

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