My reaction when I ask a friend if they'd be interested in buying my book and they say yes.

So I moved to a new location last week, the new team is great and has accepted me warmly by inviting me into their ongoing prank war. I had a spoon hidden on me and it ended up in my washing machine.

They have no idea who they're dealing with.

Another 5 stars! What a day. To hell with that one star review. Loose Ends is here to stay and there will be more to come! Thank you to everyone who has read my book and enjoyed the characters. I love you all.
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I've had such support from my colleagues at work for my book. One has read it and sung its praises to everyone. Two more have bought it and people in other departments have read it and loved it as well.
It means a lot that people enjoy my work.
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Whoop whoop!

Thank you!

Well this can bring me back down to earth. I get not everyone will like my work but what the hell?!
Plus, I am not blind and as far as any of you are concerned I've never killed anyone.
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What a start to the day: a colleague had bought my book for her holiday. She came in today singing its praises: ignored everyone when reading it, parts made her cry, others made her feel sick, she loved the characters and wants a sequel asap.
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#transrightsarehumanrights

Team leader: Ok everyone suggests an idea to better help our clients. Everyone can give an idea, there are no wrong answers.
Me: Speaks
Team leader: No don't do that. That's wrong. Let's move.

a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm annoying , i know that . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm annoying , i know that .

I need my book to become a best seller. More and more of my colleagues at work don't like me so I need a way to be home alone and not bother everyone.

The people who complain that big tech companies and the government are spying on them and stealing their data are the same ones who walk around public places having phone conversations on loud speakers.

People in winter clothes at a vigil for Alex Pretti. One person in a medical mask and gloves holds a poster that says JUSTICE FOR ALEX PRETTI. A headline reads: "Alex Pretti, the Man Killed by Agents, Was a Nurse and U.S. Citizen" Photo by David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Alex Pretti, who was fatally shot by Border Patrol agents on Saturday, was a registered nurse who worked in the ICU at the Veterans Affairs hospital in Minneapolis. “He wanted to be helpful, to help humanity and have a career that was a force of good in the world,” a colleague said. trib.al/0Yb3jXF

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Apparently some teams are considering boycotting the world cup because of Trump, ICE, The Greenland mess and ticket prices etc.
While I understand the thinking I don't remember them being so eager to boycott Qatar when we all knew the stadiums and infrastructure was built by slave trade.

An amazing #legostarwars set and a homemade #Simpsons cake.
It's a pretty good birthday

Is it just me or do the #lightsabers in the Acolyte seem thicker than those in the movies?
#StarWars

Confirmed sale of my book. Just helped a colleague buy for their holiday whoop whoop!
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At what age do men stop caring about their nose and ear hair? I swear I've seen a handful of gentlemen with hairs longer than my middle finger.

Thank you!

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So it turns out between June 24 and July 25 my book was rented from the library 17 times. That might not be a big number but I'm happy people are wanting to read my book.
Thank you.
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My rear tyre burst just as I got to the top of a hill ten minutes from home. Luckily it didn't happen while I was speeding downwards so small victories. Meant I had to walk home and get in the car.
So Thursday (my birthday btw) will be spent getting a new tyre and inner tube.

Hearing Ralph Fiennes saying "let's turn this up to eleven" is not something I thought I needed in my life but damn does he sound like a badass in the 28 days later bone temple trailer.

I don't believe we can.

Not yet anyway.

Ageing like a fine wine.

Is it strange I don't want to be the leader/captain? I want to be the loyal and quiet 2nd in command. Ready when needed, showing loyalty and ready to strike in surprise when asked by my Captain. Like a badass Riker or Chewbacca.