You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

What exquisite little fellas!

I would like Olive Kitteridge to be used as a verb on data centers. It feels right.

guys, this is how you lose the time war

i wonder if she used all 100 tampons

::Deadly-ass blue frogs have entered the chat, and also Smurfs for some reason::

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment.

This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

this is strangely similar to how some men go around arguing that everyone cheats on their spouse anyway

Well this sounds super-rad, and I know a lot of folks who will want to read it as much as I do!

True story: Husband just had a CT scan in the ER. (He’s fine now.) PHIL COLLINS! ::shakes fist::

Just passed a parked ambulette cranking “In the Air Tonight” through open windows

DOCTOR AL HASHIMI: This is a good sign

I can't believe there are people on this website who SUPPORT Slimer this democracy is beyond saving

did you see how many hot dogs he ate?????????

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

7) Ghost with a side quest

“it will just open up naturally”

I live east of Dimes Square and if I wanted to out-Pynchon Pynchon my novel would have a Brodo Bardo but luckily for all of us I would never write fiction

The Jetsons lied to us

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"

googoo dolls iris voice

Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly

SYFY Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day 2026 With ‘Leprechaun’ Marathon Beginning at Midnight! You can always count on SYFY to serve up the Leprechaun movies for St. Patrick’s Day, and this year is no exception. SYFY is airing an all-day Leprechaun Franchise Marathon on St. Patrick’s Day once a...

Why they didn't seize the opportunity to brand this a leprethon is beyond me.

Donating platelets and the blood bank’s TVs are tuned to Syfy screening LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE, v normal St. Patrick’s Day observance

Yesterday was my sobriety anniversary, won’t say for how long because when I was first in the program people who had two whole weeks gave me hope, but I figured people with a year or more couldn’t be as alcoholic as I was. If you’re new, though, trust me: have hope.

Agreed. I kind of wish I'd read VINELAND more recently so that PTA's variations on Pynchon's characters and the book's political elements meant more to me, but...not enough to reread VINELAND, apparently?

Cross that Raw Oud Rubicon (I feel like saying that aloud might summon something?)!

Morrissey Cancels Show Because He Is Sleepy The singer claims his night at a Spanish hotel was “indescribable hell”

Honk Shoo Is Now

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