Powerful legs come with powerful blasts!
Posts by π AutonomousMelir π
Powerful legs come with powerful kicks!
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We wrote a story the other night without anyone prompting us for the first time in years, it's ridiculously short but we might try cleaning it up and posting it. Feels good to be able to still make things despite our mental and physical health being a problem most days
The raffle drawing is done btw, we just haven't posted it yet because of our awful schedule
Stories are 2 cents USD per word
We're opening up art and story commissions! It would help a lot if people spread the word and buy some! Send us a DM on here or a note on FurAffinity if you're interested! We'll be taking as many as we feel comfortable with.
READ COMM TOS IN REPLY PLEASE ALSO!!
- We'll also link our TOS in our Linktree and alongside future raffles to make it easier to find (we really should've been doing this already).
- In the future, we might also consider making it fully artist's choice instead of a raffle, but that's a little extreme for now.
Some updates on the raffle:
- Due to repeated communication failures from the other winner that were extremely frustrating, we'll only be finishing and posting Ceroba's drawing.
- We'll be updating our TOS to be more clear about the rules around reworks/communication of ideas going forward.
Raffle is now closed! Congratulations to @polymorphtiger.bsky.social and @illusionfoxx.bsky.social for being the winners! we'll send you both a DM to work out what you want :3c
we're doing an art raffle for 69 followers (nice)!
rules:
- to enter, follow us on Bluesky and like and retweet this post
- 2 winners (1 random, 1 artist's choice), each gets a fully lined/shaded drawing, 1 character with simple background
- closes on Thursday, March 5th at 11:59 PM PST
no, this isn't how you're supposed to blow out birthday candles!
It's our 23rd birthday!
it's my birthday! it's my birthday! it's my birthday! it's my birthday!!! it's everyone's birthday!!!
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we're doing an art raffle for 69 followers (nice)!
rules:
- to enter, follow us on Bluesky and like and retweet this post
- 2 winners (1 random, 1 artist's choice), each gets a fully lined/shaded drawing, 1 character with simple background
- closes on Thursday, March 5th at 11:59 PM PST
Damn this audio quality is bad, all I can hear is the ground shaking and this loud ass bass
Smile, you're on camera >:3c
See? I warned you >:3c
Careful, this cow WILL crush you and fart on you if you mock him >:3c
ohhh, that's why he doesn't wear pants...~
ohhh, that's why he doesn't wear pants...~
pantsless trucker strikes again!
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btw, we keep waking up too late in the day to actually post stuff, so we keep posting it early on Patreon. Also up there are full-res versions and abandoned sketches as a bonus. It's only $2 a month and it helps us out, so we wanted to plug it here again.
patreon.com/AutonomousMelir
Ref sheet for the trucker version of me :3c
funny stimky dog :3c
funny sweaty and stained dog :3c
funny fart dog :3c
funny dog with gigantic ass :3c
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(also we kept forgetting to upload it publically so it came out early on our patreon: patreon.com/AutonomousMelir)
we're having a panic attack, maybe we'll delete those later. wdk. just, too many people in this world are using their heads solely for decoration it feels like...
don't believe anyone who tells you everything will be great, and don't believe anyone who tells you the world is ending.
expose yourself to the opinions and arguments of people you disagree with. openly. don't try to protect an opinion of yours that's a lost cause. let yourself grow.
everything has nuance. everything has nuance. there is bad in every good thing. there is good in every bad thing. every cloud has a silver lining. perfection doesn't exist. why, why, WHY does it feel like no one understands that? people are killing each other over everything...
we're very scared...
hey, what are you doin down there?